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guy-friended adj. Still drunk, and attaching, without much ceremony, to whichever male companion is nearest. Deon came home guy-friended, having acquired someone called Phil at the bar and not fully released him. guy-wired adj. Loosened by drink into a tall, unstable arrangement whose supports are no longer earning their keep. Tanicha, guy-wired, leaned across the table with the quiet menace of neglected infrastructure. guyalled adj. Reduced by drink to a domesticated ox of imposing proportions, but chiefly in the matter of standing still. Somers grew guyalled beside the radiator, substantial and unwilling to move. guyanaited adj. Slowed by drink to the measured pace of a chromium-bearing mineral forming under geological supervision. Speedy became guyanaited and took several minutes to decide whether the coat was his. guyanosaed adj. Drunk and lopsided in a manner suggesting an imaginary quadruped designed by a committee. Rykker, guyanosaed, approached the doorway diagonally and blamed the building. guyascutised adj. Drunk to the point where ordinary walking has acquired the unequal geometry of a folkloric monster. Geselle, guyascutised, descended the steps with one side considerably more operational than the other. guyascutused adj. Drunk enough to possess four legs in principle, though none are presently agreeing on their duties. Brenlyn, guyascutused, crossed the garden by a route best explained zoologically. guybrowsed adj. Drunk beyond the point where prominent eyebrows remain facial features rather than instruments of emphasis. Evina, guybrowsed, conducted the conversation chiefly by raising one brow at a time. guydomed adj. Of a drinker who has woken with the settled conviction that manhood explains the headache. Mia-jade was guydomed by breakfast and shaved without first locating the bathroom mirror. guyed (/[ɡɑj]d/) adj. Describing a drinker who stands ceremonially in one place while others prevent his collapse. Trejohn, guyed, remained beside the fire as though awaiting an annual public ceremony. guyfriended adj. The state of being drunk and treating male strangers as though friendship were an unavoidable administrative fact. Avelyn was guyfriended and introduced the barman as a lifelong confidant. guyhooded adj. Describing a drinker who has reached the morning in a state of uncomplicated male certainty. Kazuo was guyhooded by nine, and blamed the kettle for yesterday's decisions. guyinged adj. A drinker who has made mockery the only remaining form of conversation by breakfast. Jah'mari was guyinged over the burnt toast, which had offered no opinion at all. guykerled adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning after has made a formidable spouse of her. Kayeloni woke guykerled and organised the household before finding her slippers. guylined adj. The condition of a drinker who has spent the morning preventing a collapse by strategic contact with the room. Gaelan was guylined between the sofa and the kitchen, with neither prepared to let go. guylinered adj. The drunkenness of one who has woken with yesterday's eyeliner and no defensible account of it. Shahnoor was guylinered at breakfast, the black evidence surviving more successfully than the conversation.