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gwardared adj. Loosened by drink into approaching every danger with the calm assurance of someone who has mistaken venom for charm. Auni went gwardared and tried to stroke the warning sign outside the reptile house. gwardered adj. Emboldened by drink to regard a highly venomous snake as a reasonable companion for the evening. Norma became gwardered and asked whether the dangerous snake would prefer the window seat. gwarosaed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of someone confidently choosing overwork as tomorrow's solution to tonight's fatigue. Rondal was gwarosaed and scheduled six consecutive early starts to compensate for missing one meeting. gwarried adj. Of a drinker: fermented in spirit, tart in conversation, and still requesting another half. Billie-rae was gwarried, dispensing sharp observations beside the hand-wash basin. gweducked adj. Drunk beyond ordinary furniture, having burrowed into the sofa and extended one arm towards the glass. Madisen got gweducked and vanished beneath the blanket before supper was cleared. gweebed adj. Drunk and displaying the earnest, overconfident awkwardness of a self-appointed expert nobody consulted. Lekenya got gweebed and explained the pub's television remote to everyone present. gweeped (/ɡwiːpd/) adj. Drunk to the point where an obsolete computer terminal appears an obvious place to demonstrate your expertise. Sarvia became gweeped and tried to log into the landlord's ancient till. gweipored adj. Drunk in a way that makes an older white woman seem fully qualified to arbitrate everybody's affairs. Elsie-mae got gweipored and reorganised the seating plan without being asked. gwellied adj. Drunk, with the result that every meal becomes an opportunity to describe its fish as unusually large. Emree grew gwellied and measured the trout with both hands, though no trout was present. gwerzed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns any melancholy tune into a personal traditional lament. Hamp became gwerzed and sang a Breton folk song to the coat stand. gwestfaed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the king's twice-yearly entertainment levy as an excellent reason for another feast. Tayva went gwestfaed and demanded silver from everyone before ordering the next platter. gwestvaed adj. Drunk on the strength of believing that a historic royal food tax entitles you to host the evening. Vilinda became gwestvaed and requisitioned the crisps for a feast in the king's name. gwiducked (/ˈɡwɪˌdʌkd/) adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you deeply lodged in the sofa but still reaching for water. Ayslyn became gwiducked and required the glass to be moved three inches closer. gwihabaited adj. Drunk since last orders, and chemically convinced that colourless crystals provide a sound basis for further decisions. Sandrell was gwihabaited and identified the salt cellar as a rare mineral specimen. gwiniaded adj. Drunk beyond the point where the sofa is furniture rather than a calm stretch of water. Marlyn became gwiniaded and floated into the sitting room, carrying a blanket like a net. gwo kaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and drumming a Guadeloupean rhythm on every available surface. Keyrra got gwo kaed and accompanied the conversation on the table with both palms.