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gyanted adj. Drunk beyond mistaking the barmaid for a figure of legendary proportions. Kaitleen got gyanted and asked whether the landlord had always been quite so enormous. gyapiked adj. Slowed by drink to counting pennies individually before deciding that the glass of water could wait. Reiner, gyapiked, spent ten minutes arranging coins while the water cooled beside him. gyaru mojied adj. Too drunk to read the message on the fridge, having substituted symbols for nearly every letter. Cristin was gyaru mojied and texted the shopping list in shapes nobody could decipher. gyaru-mojied adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn the household notes into cryptic marks and regard the result as perfectly clear. Nakisha became gyaru-mojied and left the washing-up instructions in symbols beside the sink. gyarued (/ˈɡjɑːɹuːd/) adj. Still drunk, and dressed for an occasion that appears to have ended several hours ago. Eden-mae was gyarued on the sofa, glittering faintly beside an untouched glass of water. gyarumojied adj. Having drunk enough to write the shopping list in substitutions, then forget what the substitutions mean. Garian got gyarumojied and replaced every item on the list with a different-looking character. gyascutused adj. Drunk past the point of bilateral symmetry, with each side proceeding according to its own folklore. Tyina, gyascutused, entered the room with a gait of considerable regional variation. gyassaed adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen can carry, with the sofa serving as the only reliable harbour. Veeraj was gyassaed and steered the length of the hallway by means of one cushion. gyatted (/ɡjɑtd/) adj. You have drunk enough to admire the sofa's shape with unusual seriousness and prolonged approval. Merrel became gyatted and complimented the sofa until Ophely brought him a glass of water. gyauled adj. Sharpened by drink into a horned beast, capable of locating the crisps at considerable distance. Minneola, newly gyauled, detected the unopened snacks from across the drawing room. gybed (/d͡ʒaɪbd/) adj. Of a drinker: repeatedly changing course in the kitchen, usually upon sighting the sofa. Idnan was gybed, turning sharply at the fridge and ending beside the cushions instead. gyelded adj. Sufficiently drunk to establish a mutual-aid society devoted chiefly to finding the kettle. Kyrek became gyelded and recruited Hamta for a cooperative search of the kitchen. gyelonged adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the quiet corner of the sofa for a place of spiritual instruction. Jasaun grew gyelonged and delivered a short sermon on the duties of the kitchen sponge. gygered adj. Describing a drinker who measures every further portion with grave precision, then pours freely. Xiadani became gygered and administered each measure as though conducting a laboratory trial. gyilled adj. A drinker who turns every available household object into a pentatonic accompaniment to finding the sofa. Helder was gyilled and tapped spoons against the sink while Demarkis located the water. gylanied (/ˈɡɪlənid/) adj. A drinker so far gone that domestic duties and privileges have been distributed equally between all present. Lynlie was gylanied and gave every person an equal share of the remaining biscuits.