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gynandroided adj. Drunk past the point of trusting the body to decide what sort of movement it is making. gynandromorphed adj. Drunk in a way that gives each side of the body its own timing, balance and intentions. gynandromorphied adj. Drunk on the strength of two competing balances, neither willing to concede the stairs. Daquanna was gynandromorphied and descended with one hand on each wall. gynandromorphismed adj. Drunk, with the result that the body appears divided between two entirely different methods of walking. Pong was gynandromorphismed, steering left while the rest of him favoured the bannister. gynandromorphophiliaed adj. Drunk to the extent of finding one particular arrangement of the room unusually compelling, despite repeated collisions with it. Emalene was gynandromorphophiliaed and kept returning affectionately to the same doorway. gynarchied (/ˈɡaɪˌnɑːkid/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and allowing the nearest woman to direct every remaining bodily function. Berk was gynarchied and accepted Kyonne's instructions for each individual stair. gyneceumed adj. Drunk since last orders, and maintaining a small private household behind the sofa. Chaddrick was gyneceumed, presiding over the cushions as though they were domestic arrangements. gynecided adj. Too drunk to protect the smaller, more delicate movements from being overwhelmed by the larger ones. Phalicia became gynecided and lost the fine control required to operate the latch. gyneciumed adj. Drunk by closing time, and speaking in a dated register which the morning cannot quite accommodate. Allysyn woke gyneciumed, referring to the kitchen as though it belonged to another century. gyneco-oncologied adj. Having drunk enough to diagnose every ache on the way upstairs, with increasing professional certainty. gynecocentrismed adj. Softened by drink into placing women and their concerns at the centre of every argument, including irrelevant ones. Krishaan grew gynecocentrismed and redirected a discussion of parking towards women's experiences of it. gynecocided adj. Sufficiently drunk to eliminate every careful adjustment before attempting the staircase. gynecocracied adj. You are drunk and have appointed the women present to administer your balance by committee. gynecocrated adj. Of a drinker who has surrendered personal rule and now accepts guidance from women on every movement. gynecographied adj. Describing a drinker who exposes every internal wobble through an increasingly elaborate account of it. Doriana was gynecographied and mapped her route to the lavatory aloud. gynecolatried adj. A drinker who worships women sufficiently to mistake assistance with the stairs for a religious experience. Milette was gynecolatried and thanked the woman holding the bannister as a saint.