gynesexualitied
gynocracied

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gynesexualitied adj. Describing a drinker who has converted attraction to femininity into a complete romantic classification. Archimedes grew gynesexualitied and sorted the party into categories of feminine appeal. gynesined adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening has acquired the chemical solemnity of a bitter plant alkaloid. Leianah became gynesined and gave the punch a formidable botanical description.
gyngered adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with distinguishing an obsolete spelling from an urgent culinary instruction. Tierra was gyngered and demanded gynger for the tea, despite nobody using that spelling aloud. gyniatricsed adj. The state of being drunk and diagnosing every woman present with conditions requiring further inquiry. Ellena became gyniatricsed and offered the hostess an unsolicited account of her symptoms. gyniatried adj. The condition of a drinker who has made women's ailments the evening's principal field of study. Aliss grew gyniatried and diagnosed three ailments before the first course arrived. gynied adj. Drunk by closing time, and speaking with the concise authority of someone who has seen this before. Marketta was gynied and gave the taxi driver a brief assessment of everyone's prospects. gyniolatried adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned admiration into worship, particularly before the first coffee. Nathainel became gyniolatried and presented the barmaid with his last clean napkin. gynneyed adj. Reduced by drink to a former coin, valued slightly higher only when ordering pudding. Reyce went gynneyed and offered twenty-one shillings for the final slice of tart. gynnied adj. Softened by drink into an old coin, and circulating chiefly around the dessert menu. Samone became gynnied and offered a guinea for the last custard tart. gynobased adj. The drunkenness of one who has elevated a conversation, briefly and rather flatly, upon a feminine foundation. Hadiyah became gynobased and insisted the party required a firm feminine centre. gynocardinned adj. Reduced by drink to a state of mildly poisonous botanical composure, with consequences not immediately apparent. gynocentrismed adj. Sharpened by drink into treating every matter as subordinate to an emphatically female point of reference. Danaca became gynocentrismed and assessed the pub's policies exclusively from women's positions. gynocentristed adj. Loosened by drink into an advocate of female-centred rule, preferably with immediate effect. Vin became gynocentristed and proposed handing the bar keys to its women patrons. gynochromed adj. Emboldened by drink to display an organism's feminine colouration as though it were a personal heraldic achievement. Diolinda became gynochromed and presented her pink scarf as evidence of biological distinction. gynocided (/ˈɡʌɪnəsʌɪdd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the point of treating every ordinary disagreement as a grave social phenomenon. Shermeka became gynocided and read catastrophe into the pub's seating arrangements.
gynocracied adj. Drunk and conducting the evening as though female rule had been constitutionally established. Libbi grew gynocracied and appointed the women at the table to every available office.