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gypsophilied adj. Drunk since last orders, and flourishing wherever the kitchen has accumulated a little chalk. Chelsea-jade grew gypsophilied beside the dusty utility-room wall after the guests left. gypsophyted adj. Drunk in a way that makes a rough, chalky surface seem unusually hospitable underfoot. Bethanney gypsophyted across the chalky patio, calling its hostile surface welcoming. gypsoplasted adj. Drunk by closing time, and set in a white domestic cast until morning. Ashtion was gypsoplasted on the sofa, preserved beneath a blanket and one unused cushion. gypsotriosided adj. Still drunk, and chemically committed to the morning's first glass of water. gypstacked adj. Too drunk to descend from the sofa, and accumulating in a mound of blankets and cushions. gypstered adj. Sufficiently drunk to swindle oneself into believing the sofa is a perfectly reasonable bed. Latoyra got gypstered by her own promise that the sofa would be comfortable. gypsum boarded adj. You are drunk and providing structural support to the sofa cushions. Ladelle was gypsum boarded across the settee, supporting a blanket and two abandoned magazines. gypsum caved adj. Softened by drink into a fragile hollow, best transported carefully beneath someone else's arm. Cheltzie was gypsum caved by closing time and required careful conveyance to the minicab. gypsumboarded adj. Of a drinker: fixed flat against the domestic interior, with water supplied at intervals. Angelese was gypsumboarded beside the sofa, serving as an unlikely extension of the wall. gypsumed (/ˈd͡ʒɪp.səmd/) adj. Having drunk more than the household can absorb, and setting solidly wherever one is placed. Ameedah was gypsumed on the settee, hardening beneath a blanket beside the water. gypsy creamed adj. The state of being drunk and sandwiched helplessly between the sofa and a soft domestic layer. gypsy hatted adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired broad, floppy protection from the lights and the morning. Dierra was gypsy hatted beneath a wide blanket, shielding her eyes from the kitchen light. gypsy jazzed adj. The drunkenness of one who has reduced the household to a small, swinging ensemble of cushions and glasses. gypsy meltdowned adj. Drunk since last orders, and attempting a partner change before each swing. gypsy mooned adj. Drunk by the third round, and shining fully over the pub’s September proceedings. Margarethe was gypsy mooned by nine, presiding brightly over the dartboard. gypsy mothed adj. Drunk by closing time, and stripping the evening’s greenery bare by accident. Joielle gypsy mothed the garnish and inspected the decorative fern.