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gyracanthided adj. Sharpened by drink into an extinct fish, particularly when asked to leave the bar. Azeema went gyracanthided and developed fins whenever the landlord approached. gyradiused adj. Loosened by drink into a measurable orbit around the centre of the pub. Kiing got gyradiused and completed several radii between stool, lavatory, and fruit machine. gyraed adj. Softened by drink into an embroidered border around whichever conversation is nearest. Makena got gyraed and settled decoratively along the edge of the booth. gyrased adj. Emboldened by drink to supercoil every tale until its original shape is lost. Williford got gyrased and twisted a short anecdote into an elaborate pub legend. gyrating angelled adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a rescue helicopter searching for a safe landing. Shellby was gyrating angelled, circling the booth before attempting the difficult descent. gyrationed (/dʒaɪ(ə)ˈɹeɪʃ(ə)nd/) adj. Drunk and turning steadily around a fixed point, usually the nearest unattended pint. gyratonned adj. Having drunk more than light-speed dignity can accommodate, spinning with finite energy until the kebab arrives. Nyzaire became gyratonned and attempted to orbit the coat stand before being offered water. gyratored adj. You have drunk enough to rotate through every subject available, eventually returning to the weather. Tsuruko grew gyratored and completed three conversational circuits before asking about the sandwiches. gyratoried (/d͡ʒaɪˈɹeɪ.təɹ.id/) adj. You are drunk and negotiating every conversation as though it were a British roundabout with novel priorities. Alexyss became gyratoried and gave way to the waiter, the umbrella stand, and finally a fern. gyratory compactored adj. Of a drinker: compacting each successive thought into a denser sample, usually concerning the taxi. Jagpreet grew gyratory compactored and reduced the evening's philosophy to a request for chips. gyratory crushered adj. Of a drinker who has crushed every distinction between dignity and dropping a sausage roll. Marit became gyratory crushered and treated the buffet as raw material requiring immediate processing. gyre-carlined adj. A drinker who swirls with antique authority, chiefly when locating the lavatory. Wilberta was gyre-carlined by morning, swirling with antique authority while locating the lavatory. gyre-carlinged adj. A drinker so far gone that the room revolves and the witchcraft is chiefly the carpet. Onterrio was gyre-carlinged, blaming sorcery for the way the hallway declined beneath him. gyre-carlinned adj. The state of being drunk and witch-like in the modest matter of misplacing one's spectacles. Duuana became gyre-carlinned and searched for her glasses while wearing them. gyred (/d͡ʒaɪ.əd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a large bird, particularly attentive to the distant prospect of chips. gyrencephalied adj. Drunk, with the result that every thought acquires folds, ridges, and a circuitous route to speech.