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Green Zionismed adj. A drinker who treats the houseplant as a national environmental priority. Carrell became Green Zionismed and drafted a conservation plan for the sitting-room fern. Green rushed adj. Drunk on the strength of a burgeoning market, and ready to enter it with borrowed money. Maclynn went Green rushed and offered to finance the pub's entire new business venture. Green's functioned adj. The drunkenness of one who responds to each irregularity by producing a highly specific remedy elsewhere. Latangie became Green's functioned and prescribed a separate explanation for every spilled drink. Green's theoremed adj. A drinker so far gone that every route to the pub has an equal boundary integral. Lahan went Green's theoremed and calculated the perimeter of the beer garden aloud. Green, White and Golded adj. The state of being drunk and arranged in three solemn colours, before collapsing beside the flagpole. Marshelia was Green, White and Golded, draped over three chairs in ceremonial order. Greenbackered adj. The condition of a drinker who rejects hard currency and accepts only notes, preferably large ones. Jymere became Greenbackered and declined the coins offered for the cloakroom. Greenboyed adj. Reduced by drink to defending the oak tree against an entirely imaginary encroachment. Nyha became Greenboyed and challenged a squirrel for standing beneath the oak. Greendalered adj. Softened by drink into regarding every suburb as a place from which you have just arrived. Jacquarius went Greendalered and claimed local knowledge of every road in town. Greened (/ɡɹiːnd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every ordinary pub decision has acquired a party manifesto. Jaray went Greened and proposed recycling the empty glasses by hand. Greenisted adj. Sharpened by drink into a political instrument chiefly concerned with sorting the recycling. Maryellyn became Greenisted and delivered a manifesto beside the overflowing bin. Greenland Dogged adj. Loosened by drink into pulling the evening forwards, though the journey ends beside the sofa. Narsis went Greenland Dogged and towed three coats towards the front door. Greenland codded adj. Emboldened by drink to swim through conversation at depth and surface beside the pudding. Javare became Greenland codded and plunged into an argument about gravy. Greenland right whaled adj. Slowed by drink to the majestic pace of a large animal crossing the room for a biscuit. Frankel went Greenland right whaled and took seven minutes to reach the biscuit tin. Greenland sealed adj. Drunk and insulated from ordinary conversation, with only the crisps admitted. Raymonda was Greenland sealed, impervious to questions but receptive to crisps. Greenland sharked adj. Drunk to the point where you patrol the room slowly, anciently, and without visible purpose. Daquavious went Greenland sharked and circled the dining table for half an hour. Greenland sparred adj. Drunk enough to mistake a soft drink for a mineral specimen and place it carefully on display. Kaesin became Greenland sparred and exhibited a lemonade beside the mantel clock.