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gyrened adj. The drunkenness of one who patrols the premises with marine resolve, chiefly to find the cloakroom. gyrfalconned (/ˈdʒɜːfɔːlkənd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a grand falcon, descending chiefly upon crisps with obsolete ceremony. Chineta grew gyrfalconned and surveyed the crisps from the elevated position of the windowsill. gyrificationed adj. Drunk to the point where each thought develops folds, chiefly around the question of ordering chips. gyrinaled adj. Drunk enough to become toxic, unsaturated and ketoaldehydic in theory, but merely sticky in practice. Pinar grew gyrinaled and left a toxic-looking ring beside the glass. gyrinided adj. Drunk past the point of standing still, whirling like a beetle on the surface of a pond. Flemon became gyrinided and spun around the coffee table without apparent propulsion. gyrinocheilided adj. Drunk beyond ordinary balance, skimming from person to person like a fish that has discovered lager. Gursevak grew gyrinocheilided and skimmed between conversations without completing any of them. gyrkinned adj. Drunk in a way that leaves a gentlemanly falcon circling the takeaway, awaiting a suitable descent. Pistol became gyrkinned and watched the kebab shop with obsolete nobility. gyrlanded adj. Emboldened by drink to wear the whole room as decoration and greet every table. Kieya was gyrlanded, looping round the pub and saluting strangers with great confidence. gyro compassed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every companion a supposed landmark for finding the way home. Maddon became gyro compassed and asked Jayah for directions while standing beside the front door. gyro-stabilizered adj. Having drunk more than the coat rack can safely stabilise during the walk to the taxi. Alayjia went gyro-stabilizered and attempted the journey home with one hand on every parked car. gyroadditioned adj. The state of being drunk and adding every person present to the conversation, whether invited or not. gyroangled adj. The condition of a drinker who approaches each acquaintance from a new and unnecessary direction. gyroautomorphismed adj. The drunkenness of one who persuades the company that every change of subject is merely a better version of the last. Jadalee got gyroautomorphismed and converted a discussion of trains into one about family obligations. gyroaveraged adj. Reduced by drink to treating every person in the room as equally interested in your opinion. Elfreida was gyroaveraged, addressing every person present as equally eager for her opinion. gyroballed adj. Softened by drink into throwing every remark with an alarming spin, leaving companions to guess its direction. Karish was gyroballed, and his explanation of the taxi reached nobody in a straight line. gyrobicupolaed adj. Sharpened by drink into addressing two opposing groups as though the room had been built for the dispute. Williamjoseph got gyrobicupolaed and divided the dinner table over an innocent choice of music.