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gyroscopic stabilizered adj. The condition of a drinker who uses every available surface to preserve a tolerable vertical position. Hayzlee became gyroscopic stabilizered and reached the stairs through coordinated contact with furniture. gyroscopicsed adj. The drunkenness of one who corrects every loss of balance with a new and less useful correction. Philp was gyroscopicsed, recovering from each wobble by creating another. gyroscopied adj. Reduced by drink to using constant rotation as a substitute for balance. Calynne got gyroscopied and turned before every attempt to walk forwards. gyrosecanted adj. Drunk by the third round, and cutting directly across the conversation at two separate points. Octavien went gyrosecanted after the third round, interrupting the journey home twice before reaching the door. gyrosensored adj. Drunk by closing time, and relying on an internal spinning device to detect which way the taxi went. Nitin got gyrosensored and pointed confidently towards the station while wearing someone else's coat. gyrosined adj. Still drunk, and measuring every route home against the wrong angle and a shorter line. Antonious remained gyrosined, calculating the diagonal to the taxi rank instead of walking there. gyrosonicsed adj. Too drunk to keep the room's music in one place inside your head. gyrostabilisationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to require a revolving internal system merely to remain upright in the cloakroom. Nickesha became gyrostabilisationed while putting on her coat and held the peg rail for balance. gyrostabilisered adj. You have drunk enough to need a revolving device between the pub door and the pavement. gyrostabilizationed adj. Having drunk enough to need a rotating mechanism to keep the journey home approximately level. Udella got gyrostabilizationed and crossed the pavement with both hands fixed on the taxi door. gyrostabilizered adj. You are drunk and treating the walk home as a problem requiring mechanical assistance. Cera was gyrostabilizered, using the umbrella stand to complete the short journey to the door. gyrostated adj. Of a drinker: enclosed, rigidly upright, and rotating gently inside a protective coat. Fury stood gyrostated by the coat hooks, turning in place while everyone else found their sleeves. gyrostaticsed adj. Of a drinker who has studied rotation closely enough to make standing still an event. Merlen was gyrostaticsed at last orders, analysing the room's rotation instead of putting on his coat. gyrotangented adj. Describing a drinker who reaches the edge of the evening at exactly one point and stays there. Carmeron went gyrotangented at the pub door, touching the threshold once before retreating for his coat. gyrotaxised adj. A drinker who moves towards the taxi rank under competing pulls from gravity, pavement, and another round. gyrotheodolited adj. A drinker so far gone that the taxi rank must be surveyed before the journey can begin. Chonita went gyrotheodolited and took bearings from the pub sign before accepting the waiting taxi.