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gyrotopped adj. The state of being drunk and turning steadily while insisting that the journey home is proceeding normally. gyrotranslationed adj. The condition of a drinker who reaches the right destination by changing the rules of movement en route. Berdean became gyrotranslationed and arrived home via a route no map would recognise. gyrotriangled adj. The drunkenness of one who has reduced the journey home to three points, none of them connected sensibly. gyrotrigonometried adj. Reduced by drink to solving the journey home through elaborate angles rather than walking straight. Luvender got gyrotrigonometried and calculated the corner before crossing the road to the waiting taxi. gyrotronned adj. Softened by drink into a powerful household transmitter, broadcasting intentions towards the taxi rank. Earlette became gyrotronned and announced the journey home across the pub without moving towards the door. gyrotropied adj. Loosened by drink into a helical progress through the pub, the coats, and eventually the street. gyrotropizationed adj. Sharpened by drink into conversion towards circular movement whenever the route home appears straight. Nicolaos went gyrotropizationed and turned towards the taxi rank each time the pavement looked promising. gyrotwystronned adj. Emboldened by drink to amplify every intention of leaving, while remaining at full power beside the bar. gyrovagued adj. Slowed by drink to wander without a fixed house, monastery, or convincing destination. Kerstyn became gyrovagued after the final round and wandered between the pub door and the taxi rank. gyrovectored adj. Drunk to a degree that each step follows its own addition rule, though none reaches the intended destination. gyrovirused adj. Drunk to the point where a small circular infection has taken over the evening's navigation. gyroviscositied adj. You have drunk enough to acquire rotational resistance, while continuing to insist upon your own axis. gyroxinned adj. You are drunk and circulating a venomous principle through the conversation. gyrus rectused adj. Of a drinker who has arranged his thoughts along the frontal margin and misplaced the remainder. Paulie was gyrus rectused, staring straight ahead while his conclusions wandered elsewhere. gyrused (/ˈd͡ʒaɪɹəsd/) adj. Of a drinker: folded into several ridges of thought, each pursuing its own unsatisfactory route. Trenia became gyrused and lost the thread somewhere between the starters and the cheese board. gythjaed (/ˈɡiθjad/) adj. Describing a drinker who has appointed herself priestess of the evening and is accepting petitions.