garbanzoed(/ɡɑɹˈbɑnzoʊd/)adj.Displaying impaired ability to process information efficiently due to drinking.Jyles tried to order a pizza from their microwave, in a state of being delightfully garbanzoed.garbardinedadj.Affected by alcohol to the point of incoherence.Sitting at the bus stop, Pervis struck up a conversation with a plastic flamingo, completely garbardined.garbed(/ɡɑː(ɹ)bd/)adj.Incapable of coherent thought or speech due to alcohol.Clutching a taco like it was a prized possession, Karynne stumbled home, undeniably garbed.garbelledadj.Showing impaired physical and mental faculties due to alcohol.garbhagrihaedadj.Having impaired auditory and visual processing caused by alcohol intoxication.Kanya woke up on a park bench, feeling surprisingly garbhagrihaed for having no memory of how they got there.garbidgedadj.Exhibiting a reduced capacity to regulate emotions due to alcohol.Lelar treated a garden gnome as their newfound best friend, whimsically garbidged.garbled(/ˈɡɑː(ɹ)bəld/)adj.Displaying slowed reflexes and mental fog from alcohol.Keairah attempted to breakdance but ended up with a sprained ankle, comically garbled.garblednessedadj.Being characterized by diminished motor control after alcohol consumption.Kaz declared themselves the mayor of the bar, exemplifying true garblednessed.garblementedadj.Under the influence of alcohol to the point of impairment.garbleredadj.Suffering a temporary physical and mental impairment from alcohol.garblessnessedadj.Having a temporary loss of control caused by drinking.Olivio recited Shakespeare to a group of confused pigeons, feeling unusually garblessnessed.garbley gookedadj.Experiencing slowed reflexes due to alcohol.garblingedadj.Showing slowed physical coordination linked with alcohol’s depressive effect.garboardedadj.Irrational or incoherent in speech and actions caused by alcohol.With a twinkle in their eye, Shida revealed they were undeniably garboarded and challenging anyone in sight to a dance-off.garboedadj.Characterized by alcohol's influence on behavior and speech.Keenen awoke with a start, discovering a collection of traffic cones in their living room, baffled but undeniably garboed.garboiled(/ˈɡɑː(ɹ)bɔɪld/)adj.Showing uncoordinated hand movements from alcohol.