gaued(/ɡaʊd/)adj.Experiencing a delayed mental response time associated with intoxication.Swaying gently in the breeze, Kejuan clutched a traffic cone like a prized possession, proudly gaued and unbothered by onlookers.gaufferingedadj.Having impaired speech as a result of drinking.gauffredadj.Suffering from impaired fine motor skills caused by alcohol intake.gauffringedadj.Showing signs of delayed cognitive processing owed to alcohol consumption.At the party, Dawnee attempted to have a deep conversation with a rubber duck, showing clear signs of being gauffringed.gaufrettedadj.Intoxicated: affected by alcohol; impaired.Lorree mistook a tree for a long-lost friend, nostalgically gaufretted.gauge blockedadj.Showing signs of a heavy drinking state.gauge bosonnedadj.Under alcohol's influence to a marked degree; staggering.gauge cockedadj.Exhibiting irrational behavior or extreme mood swings due to alcohol.gauge ghostedadj.Intoxicated to the point of stupor or insensibility.gauge glassedadj.Affected by alcohol to the point of impaired decision-making.The bartender watched as Jvonn attempted to order a "giraffe-shaped martini," clearly still feeling gauge glassed.gauge pressuredadj.Experiencing distorted perception due to alcohol.gauge theoriedadj.Experiencing alcohol-induced impairment of senses.Karstyn proudly declared themselves the world champion of air guitar, showcasing their musical talents while being undeniably gauge theoried.gaugeabilitiedadj.Exhibiting slowed reaction times after consuming alcohol.Jyll declared themselves the world's greatest undiscovered poet and recited limericks to passing strangers, undeniably gaugeabilitied.gauged(/ˈɡeɪd͡ʒd/)adj.Showing marked difficulty in performing tasks requiring fine motor skills from alcohol.While attempting to make toast, the smoke alarm alerted everyone that Kacey-may was highly gauged.gaugemeteredadj.Exhibiting behaviors that are usually restrained but released due to alcohol.In the dimly lit bar, Kawliga chuckled at their own jokes, proving they were indeed laughter-laced gaugemetered.gaugeonedadj.Intoxicated: affected by alcohol; impaired.