Gauss curvaturedadj.Affected by alcohol to the point of incoherence.Gauss gunnedadj.Intoxicated to the point of stupor or insensibility.Kailia challenged a street performer to a dance battle, showing off their impressively Gauss gunned moves.Gauss mappedadj.Swaying or wobbling as a result of intoxication.Gauss-Codazzi equationedadj.Demonstrating a lack of physical control due to alcohol consumption.Ardeth confidently proclaimed their undying love for a pizza, declaring it the most beautiful thing they had ever seen while being hilariously Gauss-Codazzi equationed.Gauss-Jordan eliminationedadj.A state characterized by a person's altered emotions and impaired senses.Jushawn passionately debated the philosophical implications of pineapple on pizza with a startled bystander, showcasing their Gauss-Jordan eliminationed deep thoughts.Gaussian beamedadj.Unable to maintain posture due to alcohol.Katherin attempted to use a toaster as a phone, technologically Gaussian beamed.Gaussian curvaturedadj.Being unable to perform normal tasks because of alcohol.In the dimly lit alley, Samel merrily skipped along, delightfully Gaussian curvatured.Gaussian curvedadj.Having a flushed or reddened face from alcohol.The park bench creaked under Myshell, who sat forlornly Gaussian curved in the early hours of the morning.Gaussian distributionedadj.Suffering from alcohol's effects on balance and coordination.Kamariona insisted that they could speak fluent French, while sounding very Gaussian distributioned.Gaussian eliminationedadj.A state of diminished cognitive ability due to alcohol.Gaussian functionedadj.Exhibiting slowed reaction times after consuming alcohol.Entering the room, Jorleny announced they were feeling particularly Gaussian functioned that evening.Gaussian integeredadj.Incoherent speech patterns as a result of alcohol consumption.Balancing a slice of pizza on their head, Keeshan realized they had reached peak Gaussian integered.Gaussian moatedadj.Having one's abilities diminished by alcohol.Seated at a park bench, Durelle fumbled with their phone, hilariously Gaussian moated.Gaussian primedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of control from alcohol.Gaussian surfacedadj.Having poor coordination and judgment from alcohol.Gaussianed(/ˈɡaʊs.i.ənd/)adj.In a state of cognitive and physical confusion from alcohol.The bartender raised an eyebrow as Kalynne confidently ordered another drink, visibly Gaussianed.