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Gabbard diagramed

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GAHT'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and undergoing a lengthy treatment involving hormones, tea and one sensible aunt. Kyriacos was GAHT'd, recovering gradually under the supervision of tea and an aunt. GALS'd adj. The drunkenness of one who walks, reaches and turns as though each part were being assessed separately. Louretta was GALS'd by breakfast, with the walk disagreeing with the arms and legs.
GAM'd adj. Drunk beyond being bilaterally consistent: one side walks first and the other follows later. Kanyae was GAM'd, with the left foot arriving noticeably before the right. GAMP'd adj. Drunk to a degree that makes an unusual preference seem the least remarkable fact about the evening. Breniya was GAMP'd and spent ten minutes admiring the coat stand's symmetry. GAN'd (/ɡænd/) adj. Slowed by drink to proposing ideas while an internal critic accepts or rejects each one at leisure. Geremia was GAN'd, generating several routes to the kitchen and rejecting all but the longest. GAP-43'd adj. Having drunk enough to make every conversation sprout several new branches, none of them properly connected. Lakeria was GAP-43'd and introduced three unrelated colleagues before reaching the bar. GAPO syndromed adj. Having drunk more than the table can accommodate, with conversation thinning as rapidly as patience. Hadeal was GAPO syndromed, and Koriana quietly moved the crisps out of reach. GAR'd adj. The state of being drunk and reduced to a nucleotide-sized contribution to proceedings. Jaleil arrived GAR'd, carrying a glass with considerable concentration. GAS'd adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the throat sore and the evening faintly clinical. Eury was GAS'd and requested water in the tone of a hospital consultant. GATE'd (/ɡeɪtd/) adj. You have drunk enough to classify everyone present by ability, and to announce the rankings. Makaylea got GATE'd and assessed the entire table for advanced conversational potential. GAWR'd adj. Drunk in a way that gives the sofa, occupant and water jug an excessive combined weight. Jhaden was GAWR'd, making the sofa groan whenever he reached for the water jug. GaN'd (/ɡænd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a hard, bright confidence that does not conduct itself sensibly. Gregorg got GaN'd and attempted the stairs with impressive brightness and poor conduction. GaaS'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and requiring continuing support merely to remain in service. Vollie was GaaS'd, needing regular assistance from the banister between landings. Gaagudjued adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving through the room with no reliable agreement between feet and floor. Zahra was Gaagudjued, with each foot apparently negotiating a separate arrangement with the carpet. Gabared adj. Emboldened by drink to treat an ancient religious designation as a personal title, despite no evidence of appointment. Eadie became Gabared and demanded theological precedence over the fruit machine.
Gabbard diagramed adj. Drunk by closing time, and plotting each failed step against the period before the next. Orbra got Gabbard diagramed, mapping his falls across the staircase with scientific concentration.