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GDP'd (/ˌd͡ʒiːdiːˈpiːd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of producing measurable domestic output, chiefly crumbs, washing-up and empty glasses. Haruun was GDP'd, increasing household output by washing one spoon and abandoning six plates. GDR'd adj. Loosened by drink into a negotiable receipt, passed between companions whenever responsibility changes hands. Sariyha was GDR'd, and Nadeem accepted custody of her coat, phone and remaining plans.
GDS'd adj. Emboldened by drink to distribute the entire party's arrangements without consulting anyone involved. Dellan got GDS'd and rearranged Bristin's taxi, supper and sleeping arrangements in one announcement. GDW'd adj. Reduced by drink to a collection of scattered facts, all stored somewhere but none retrievable. Dubraska was GDW'd, and Bryttney had to supply the address from memory. Gdynianed adj. Drunk to the point where every room acquires a waterfront, a harbour master, and an argument about departure times. Lilyth became Gdynianed and attempted to berth her coat beside the radiator. gDNA'd adj. The drunkenness of one who wakes with the evening's deepest material fixed in every remaining chromosome. Xalia woke gDNA'd, carrying the pub's entire sequence into an otherwise quiet kitchen. gdnaed adj. Describing a drinker who has woken convinced last night's chromosomes have been filed in duplicate. Naohmi was gdnaed, discussing inherited mistakes over a glass of water. gdnsed adj. You are drunk and treating every plural garden as a single urban district under your personal administration. Tangle got gdnsed and directed traffic between the pub's imagined gardens. gdsed adj. The state of being drunk and reduced to whatever remains after purchases, trades and consumption. John was gdsed, having converted his wages into crisps and an unusable token.