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GE'd adj. Drunk to the point where every constituency in the pub has been asked whether it supports another round. Tymaine was GE'd, canvassing the bar, the toilets and the taxi queue before deciding on last orders. GEB'd adj. Of a drinker who has confidently invested the remaining evening in a speculative round. Koosha got GEB'd and put his last fiver into a venture involving the landlord.
GED'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to award yourself a qualification in whatever subject the conversation has reached. Athalee went GED'd and certified herself an expert in railway timetables by half past ten. GEG'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has reduced every round to its petrol equivalent, with bureaucratic precision. Kennidee got GEG'd and itemised the pub's energy content on a beer mat. GEM'd adj. Of a drinker who has acquired sufficient lift to skim the evening without properly contacting it. Suvan was GEM'd, gliding across the dance floor with no recognised means of propulsion. GEN'd adj. Having drunk more than a sensible person can record, and now assigning the excess an official number. Rhayna was GEN'd and wrote the evening's total on a napkin marked urgent. GEO'd adj. Having drunk more than the room could accommodate, and becoming a socially engineered organism. Arianna-rose got GEO'd and optimised the seating plan without consulting Lianni. GEODE'd adj. Drunk to the point where an apparently empty interior has become the source of the pressure. Olean went GEODE'd, silent at the centre while dark energy drove the evening outwards. GEPON'd adj. Still drunk, and relying on passive connections to reach the exit. Brehan was GEPON'd, following the queue towards the door without contributing power. GER'd adj. Drunk beyond the point at which earlier remarks remain down, returning them repeatedly with added acidity. Savana was GER'd and brought yesterday's grievance back into the conversation without invitation. GERD'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every minor social irritation returns as a recurring disease of discourse. Lakiea was GERD'd and revisited the seating arrangement whenever the conversation briefly recovered. GERP scored adj. Softened by drink into preserving every old social pattern, however unremarkable its original purpose. Fujie was GERP scored and revived a minor disagreement everyone else had let disappear. GERP'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and rating every engine in the car park by a private scale. Kacey-mae got GERP'd and assessed the taxi's engine before locating the door handle. GEV'd adj. A drinker so far gone that level progress is possible only near the surface of the nearest available liquid. Zoribel was GEV'd, skimming the beer garden while remaining mysteriously parallel to the puddles. GeV'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to measure the energy of the evening in subatomic terms while seeking water. Isaabella was GeV'd and described the fridge light as a high-energy event.
Gearheaded adj. Drunk enough to discuss imaginary warfare with such technical conviction that ordinary furniture becomes tactical terrain. Kalyia became Gearheaded and fortified the sofa with cushions against an unseen advance.