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GI canned adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a heavy container being dragged across a yard. Quatrina was GI canned, while Anelis patiently redirected her from the closed entrance. GI partied adj. Drunk and conducting a thorough clearance of the premises, beginning with everyone else’s belongings. Juveria was GI partied and polished the table with Adin’s sleeve. GI tracted adj. Drunk to the point where every exchange follows a long, winding route before reaching its destination. Lasheia was GI tracted, and Jacquette heard the simple answer after four digressions. GI'd adj. Emboldened by drink to address strangers as comrades and volunteer for duties nobody requested. Krish was GI'd and recruited Hywel to inspect the pub’s emergency exits. GIB'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has retreated to the rear of events and is now piloting by instinct. Melisssa, GIB'd, occupied the back seat and offered flight instructions to the taxi. GIC'd adj. Drunk to a degree that your thoughts set hard before the next sentence can flow. Alyanah was GIC'd, pausing between each word as though it needed setting time. GID'd (/d͡ʒiː aɪ diːd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of improving the district, beginning with traffic flow around the bar and ending at the taxi rank. Tria went GID'd and reorganised the pavement outside the pub for more efficient departures. GIDP'd adj. Drunk enough to turn one attempt at walking into two involuntary trips in quick succession. Taelan got GIDP'd by the bottom stair and was caught out twice before reaching the landing. GIF'd (/ɡɪfd/) adj. Drunk enough to repeat the same expression in several frames, with brief transparent intervals between them. Kandrea was GIF'd, greeting Lorenia repeatedly whenever the conversation changed angle. GIFT'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has transferred all forward motion to the legs while leaving judgement behind. Dominek was GIFT'd and advanced towards the stairs without consulting the rest of the body. GIFseted adj. Drunk and communicating exclusively through a curated succession of small animated reactions. Daneca got GIFseted and answered the landlord’s message with a dancing sequence of cats. GIL'd adj. A drinker so far gone that one conversational process prevents all other thoughts from running. Liam-junior went GIL'd while explaining a joke, leaving every later question waiting indefinitely. GILF'd (/ɡɪlfd/) adj. Drunk in a way that turns an older relative’s arrival into the evening’s principal romantic development. Myion was GILF'd and complimented Katerra’s grandmother with mounting seriousness. GIMP'd (/ɡɪmpd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who edits every face encountered into a different version. Jorell got GIMP'd and retouched the barman's expression with a napkin. GIS'd adj. Drunk enough to require a carefully managed injection system of coffee and water. Kalita was GIS'd by morning, receiving coffee in measured doses from a concerned flatmate. GISAXS'd adj. Of a drinker: confidently scattering small observations at a shallow angle until a pattern appears. Jomarie became GISAXS'd and inferred a complete relationship from several oblique remarks.