girlbandedadj.Unable to coordinate movements or actions due to alcohol.After a few cocktails, Chontae enthusiastically shared their conspiracy theories, sounding utterly girlbanded.girlbossedadj.Incapable of rational thought due to excess alcohol.girlbosseriedadj.Showing physical and mental impairment due to alcohol.Kamina found themselves in a deep philosophical discussion with a rubber duck, a common occurrence when feeling incredibly girlbosseried.girlboyedadj.Demonstrating impairment of senses through the use of alcohol.girlbulged(/ˈɡɜːlˌbʌldʒd/)adj.Exhibiting a decline in physical coordination as a result of drinking.While waiting in line for the restroom, Jalexa struck up a conversation with a rubber plant, clearly girlbulged from the night's festivities.girlcationedadj.Having difficulty executing purposeful actions as a result of alcohol’s depressant effects.girlchikedadj.Rendering one's speech slurred and difficult to understand through alcohol.The night ended with Keishonna passionately debating the proper way to eat a taco, clearly girlchiked but also oddly insightful.girlchildedadj.Incapable of clear thinking due to the influence of alcohol.girlcotted(/ˈɡɚl.kɒtd/)adj.Having temporary difficulties in word recall and speech caused by alcohol.Attempting to impress their date, Jamonie ordered a spaghetti ice cream sundae, appearing quirky and unabashedly girlcotted.girldomedadj.Influenced greatly in ones actions or emotions due to alcohol.girled(/ˈɡɜːld/)adj.Being in a state of intoxication and impaired ability.Elayshia declared themselves the champion of the dance floor, exuberantly girled.girleened(/ˈɡəːliːnd/)adj.Exhibiting physical and cognitive impairment from alcohol.girleriedadj.Being in a state of intoxication affecting both mind and body.girlfagedadj.Having one's faculties or senses dulled by alcohol.Jazel quoted Shakespeare to a confused pigeon, dramatically girlfaged.girlfailedadj.Experiencing a temporary inability to think clearly.At the party, Kaislee laughed uproariously at their own jokes, thoroughly girlfailed.girlfailured(/ˈɡɜːlˌfeɪ.ljəd/)adj.Impacted by alcohol resulting in clumsiness.Sylvannah tried to teach a cat the art of breakdancing, displaying their commitment to being girlfailured.