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GL'd adj. Of a drinker: romantically invested in two women on the television and their eventual reconciliation. Duchess got GL'd during the serial and shushed everyone who questioned the relationship. GLAC'd adj. Emboldened by drink to assign every purchase a code, whether or not the till has asked for one. Raju went GLAC'd and classified the crisps, the ale and the borrowed coat as separate expenditure. GLAM'd adj. Still drunk, and confidently curating the room into galleries, libraries, archives and museums. Louell was GLAM'd and labelled the fruit bowl as an important domestic collection. GLBM'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and launched in a straight line towards an objective nobody authorised. Adaysia went GLBM'd for the taxi rank and overshot it by two streets. GLBO'd adj. Drunk on the strength of an obsolete abbreviation, and consequently unable to modernise the evening's terminology. Shamirra went GLBO'd and defended an antiquated label long after everyone had left the discussion. GLBTQ'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and carrying an obsolete alphabet through the final administrative procedures. Shandera became GLBTQ'd and amended the guest list after the venue had closed. GLC'd adj. A drinker so far gone that every idea travels through a long column before reaching the stationary phase. Gaylen got GLC'd and separated the party into mobile and stationary factions. GLCM'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and cruising steadily through every conversation with its target already selected. Sreeram became GLCM'd and navigated three rooms to deliver the same point to one cousin. GLCSE'd adj. Describing a drinker who has reduced every complicated matter to three capital letters and a solemn nod. Jean became GLCSE'd and labelled the missing keys with an acronym of his own. GLIDE numbered adj. A drinker who assigns each disaster its own identifying number. Kiarash spent the evening numbering imaginary earthquakes, thoroughly GLIDE numbered. GLM'd adj. The condition of a drinker who fits every conversation to a simple model and ignores the inconvenient details. Maksimilian got GLM'd and reduced the complicated family dispute to one explanatory variable. GLO'd adj. Slowed by drink to explaining the learning outcome of pouring another pint rather than achieving it. Gursimran got GLO'd and spent ten minutes describing what the next round would teach him. GLOF'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a sudden outburst, usually when the coat queue begins to move. Threse went GLOF'd at last orders and released a flood of complaints about the taxi. GLOM'd adj. Having drunk more than sense permits, and regarding the nearest prosperous stranger as a standing arrangement. Chess got GLOM'd and attached himself to the gentleman buying the next round. GLOW'd adj. You have drunk enough to treat the welfare office, the bar and the same conversation as one institution. Casaya got GLOW'd and asked whether the landlord could process her application for another lager. GLP'd adj. Emboldened by drink to conduct the evening according to laboratory practice, with results neither reproducible nor admissible. Odesa went GLP'd and labelled the glasses, though nobody could reproduce the recorded measurements.