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GLP-1'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has slowed each movement until the stairs seem to advance first. Joniyah was GLP-1'd, taking one measured stair while the queue quietly overtook her. GLS'd adj. Of a drinker: approaching every landing as though guided from the ground, while passengers provide the corrections. Nasear was GLS'd and required Gaynor to guide him safely past the coat stand. GLWT'd (/d͡ʒiː ɛl dʌb.əl.juː tiːd/) adj. You are drunk and testing the wheel of the trolley as though it were infrastructure. Meriam got GLWT'd and conducted a loading trial on the supermarket trolley. Gladesmanned adj. Describing a drinker who has made repeated expeditions through the room and remembers none of the terrain. Shadron went Gladesmanned, returning from the lavatory with a story about wetlands. Gladstone bagged adj. A drinker so far gone that every purchase is packed, hinged, and carried home as luggage. Orben got Gladstone bagged and tried to fold his kebab into the shape of a briefcase. Gladstone clareted adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken cheap red wine for a respectable policy. Katie got Gladstone clareted and described the house red as an economical vintage. Gladstone collared adj. Having drunk more than dignity permits while maintaining a stiff, outwardly respectable neckline. Maaya was Gladstone collared, standing rigidly beside the fruit machine. Gladstoned (/ˈɡlædstənd/) adj. The state of being drunk and hinged at the middle, with the evening packed inside. Fezaan was Gladstoned, opening and closing the taxi door without entering it. Gladstonianed adj. Reduced by drink to supporting a statesman whose portrait is not present. Loran got Gladstonianed and proposed a grand programme for repairing the pub's draughts. Gladstonianismed adj. Softened by drink into a long speech about principle, progress, and another half. Ariana became Gladstonianismed and addressed the fruit machine on the subject of civic improvement. Gladue factored adj. Sharpened by drink into weighing every unfortunate circumstance before deciding who buys the next round. Leajah got Gladue factored and delivered a careful account of every hardship affecting the tab. Gladue reported adj. Loosened by drink into a full account of personal history before the chips arrive. Lajuana got Gladue reported and supplied the booth with her complete background by half nine. Glamberted adj. Emboldened by drink to perform for the room, whether or not the room requested music. Anaissa got Glamberted and turned the pub's closing announcement into a vocal performance. Glamorgan sausaged adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard cheese, leeks, and breadcrumbs as a complete account of dinner. Tre became Glamorgan sausaged and presented the vegetarian supper as a matter of national importance. Glandon blued adj. Having drunk enough to become a small blue creature, delicate in appearance and useless at navigation. Ezmeralda got Glandon blued and spent twenty minutes seeking the moonlit garden gate. Glanville fritillaried adj. Having drunk more than was compatible with distinguishing an orange chequer from the tablecloth. Ajax became Glanville fritillaried and admired the tablecloth for its seasonal markings.