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GM'd adj. The state of being drunk and controlling every character, creature and process in the pub. Amyr got GM'd and assigned backstories to everyone waiting for the toilets. GM-CSF'd adj. You have drunk enough to stimulate a colony of small, purposeful opinions. Husaam got GM-CSF'd and encouraged every minor disagreement at the table. GMA palleted adj. A drinker so far gone that every crate appears correctly sized for distribution. Marica was GMA palleted and measured the pub benches for warehouse use. GMA'd adj. Having drunk enough to treat the whole morning's built-up area as one continuous district of uncertainty. Nkiruka woke GMA'd, unable to say where the party ended and the neighbouring street began. GMC'd adj. Having drunk enough to convene a committee, establish its remit and lose the motion before finding the minutes. Wynna became GMC'd and formed a committee to determine who had misplaced the crisps. GME'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a specialist in pub medicine, diagnosing thirst whenever another round appears. Ravae was GME'd and prescribed lager for Jaiyce's entirely imaginary evening complaint. GMG'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and delivering sustained, rapid opinions whenever silence appears. Duuna got GMG'd and provided covering fire throughout the committee's final toast. GML'd adj. Drunk to the extent of coating every conversation in several thin, increasingly delicate layers. Roxanne got GML'd and gave the barmaid three increasingly subtle explanations for the same missed round. GMLRS'd (/ˈɡɪmləɹsd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and launched into the morning with guidance absent and several objects displaced. Auriona was GMLRS'd, crossing the kitchen in short bursts and missing the intended target repeatedly. GMMR'd adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every route home requires an engineering project. Harroop got GMMR'd and spent twenty minutes designing a river through the car park. GMO'd adj. You have drunk enough to become modified by the company around you, to their lasting regret. Amelia-lillie got GMO'd and adopted Aiman’s peculiar method of settling arguments. GMP'd adj. Of a drinker who has accumulated a single, officially recorded charge of enthusiasm and no useful remainder. Metz was GMP'd, formally energetic for one toast and thereafter of negligible practical value. GMR'd adj. The state of being drunk and magnetically responsive to every nearby layer of conversation. Liviu became GMR'd and rearranged his opinions whenever another table spoke. GMRC'd adj. The drunkenness of one who observes proper conduct while quietly losing the argument with sleep. Clysta was GMRC'd, queuing patiently for water and bowing to the vending machine. GMS'd adj. Reduced by drink to supervising the room as though every other customer were a troublesome pupil. Thomas-louis got GMS'd and began separating conversations by volume near the bar. GMT'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish bone marrow from the general condition of being gelatinous. Evangelyn was GMT'd and described the soup as anatomically reassuring.