GMV'd
gminaed

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GMV'd adj. Reduced by drink to valuing the night by everything bought, not by anything enjoyed. Chantelle got GMV'd and counted every packet of crisps on the bar tab. GMinged adj. The state of being drunk and conducting the room as a game master. Maudella got GMinged and assigned the coat stand an unhelpful backstory.
Gmailed (/[ˈd͡ʒiːˌmeɪl]d/) adj. Loosened by drink into a person who sends considered messages to the wrong recipients. Stephani got Gmailed and forwarded the shopping list to her former employer. Gmailered adj. Emboldened by drink to address every message as though it required an immediate reply. Thailand became Gmailered and answered the holiday reminder before reading it. gmaed adj. The state of being drunk and reduced to three letters of familial authority. gmed adj. Drunk enough to assume responsibility for the whole establishment, including matters expressly delegated elsewhere. Heer got gmed and began resolving disputes between strangers at the fruit machine. gmelinaed adj. Drunk on the strength of botanical confidence, identifying every shrub nearby with unwarranted authority. Deyvon grew gmelinaed and classified the pub garden's hedge for an increasingly patient audience. gmelinited adj. Drunk since last orders, and crystallising into a rare, brittle formation beside the bar. Joquavious sat gmelinited beneath the optics, no longer responsive to ordinary geological encouragement. gminaed (/ɡəˈmiːnəd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and administratively subdividing the journey home into smaller jurisdictions.