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GN'd adj. Loosened by drink into inflaming every conversation about who has the correct coat. Saniya got GN'd in the cloakroom and challenged the ownership of a perfectly ordinary scarf. GNA'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and rebuilding the evening on a simpler, glycerol-based framework. Cecelie woke GNA'd, insisting the night had possessed a backbone of unusual simplicity. GNAA'd adj. Drunk past the point of measuring the angle between the bar, the door, and the nearest taxi. Aniella was GNAA'd after last orders and mapped the taxi queue by starlight. GND'd adj. Of a drinker: brought firmly down to the pub floor by gravity and the evening's accumulated decisions. Laney was GND'd beside the coat stand, while everyone else negotiated a suitable taxi. GNG'd adj. Loosened by drink into a gang, with everyone nearby recruited for purposes not properly explained. Kalyiah got GNG'd and brought Estela into a formation beside the fruit machine. GNH'd adj. Sharpened by drink into assessing the evening's happiness as though compiling a national index. Ragin got GNH'd and surveyed the snug on music, food, and general contentment. GNI'd adj. Slowed by drink to calculating the nation's entire output before deciding on another half. Jenevieve got GNI'd and discussed exports while waiting for pork scratchings. GNM'd adj. Drunk past the point of diagnosing the problem, but not past offering treatment. Princetin was GNM'd and prescribed the staircase a period of complete rest. GNN'd adj. The drunkenness of one who wakes to find the night's conversations connected by relations no longer apparent. Roylene woke GNN'd, assigning every breakfast remark a neighbour and a hidden pathway. GNO'd adj. Of a drinker who has turned an ordinary night out into a women-only constitutional with running commentary. Aniqa got GNO'd and declared the corner booth reserved for emotional maintenance. GNP'd adj. Drunk to the point where the pub's entire output is being tallied, including expatriate drinkers. Niara got GNP'd and counted the overseas customers towards the evening's figures. GNR'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a narrow morning-after strip of attention, extending a long way but nowhere else. Chrissie woke GNR'd, capable of following one thought from bed to kettle and no further. GNS'd adj. Loosened by drink into a neutral spirit, with all distinguishing features removed before the journey home. Harveer was GNS'd by midnight, indistinguishable from any other passenger on the night bus. GNSS'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and navigating by satellite towards the kitchen rather than the bathroom. Regenald was GNSS'd, following an uncertain route from the sofa to the kitchen tap. GNU'd (/ˈd͡ʒiːˌɛnˈjuːd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who forms a coalition among people who had planned to leave separately. Baljot got GNU'd and united the departing tables around one final drink. GNVQ'd adj. Slowed by drink to the point where the journey from kitchen to sofa requires a qualification. Duston got GNVQ'd and treated the glass of water as an advanced domestic task.