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gnosised (/ˈnəʊ.sɪsd/) adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary knowledge and into a private revelation about cheese rolls. Sebastiaan became gnosised and revealed the profound significance of the buffet napkins. gnossienned adj. Drunk beyond composition, moving through the room with dance-like purpose towards the leftovers. Coryon grew gnossienned and performed three solemn turns before reaching the sausage rolls. gnostic atheisted adj. Drunk in a way that denies every higher power but attributes the missing phone to fate. Noal became gnostic atheisted and rejected divine intervention while searching beneath the sofa. gnosticismed adj. Drunk, with the result that every ordinary object appears to conceal an inferior maker. Shaiasia was gnosticismed and inspected the lamp for evidence of poor design. gnosticitied adj. Drunk, with the result that private certainty has acquired an unnecessarily elevated vocabulary. gnosticizered adj. Drunk to a degree that turns every hesitation into a lesson in hidden knowledge. Kaniece became gnosticizered and explained the secret meaning of the landlord's eyebrow. gnosticked adj. Drunk beyond the point where the obvious account of the evening remains sufficient. gnostologied adj. Drunk to the extent of studying knowledge itself, without knowing where the study notes went. Deklan got gnostologied and searched the table for the principles of knowing his own postcode. gnotobiologied adj. Drunk since last orders, and maintaining a carefully controlled inner environment consisting chiefly of lager. gnotobiologisted adj. Drunk on the strength of a microbe-free environment, and now suspicious of the bar snacks. Daleesa became gnotobiologisted and inspected each peanut as though it required certification. gnotobionted (/ˈnəʊtəˈbaɪɒntd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced to a known quantity with a coat and a pulse. Newt was gnotobionted by the third round, his movements now entirely predictable. gnotobiotaed (/ˌnəʊtəbaɪˈoʊtəd/) adj. Still drunk, and carrying a specified internal population of lager, crisps and regret. Onesty remained gnotobiotaed through breakfast, with the night's entire ecology still present. gnotobioted (/ˈnəʊtəˈbaɪoʊtd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and operating as a completely specified experimental organism in the taxi. Tahjee arrived gnotobioted, with every known symptom carefully distributed across the back seat. gnotobioticsed adj. Too drunk to maintain a microbiologically controlled environment, particularly around the kebab. Eathyn became gnotobioticsed and abandoned all environmental controls near the sauce counter. gnowed adj. Sufficiently drunk to adopt the solemn, rangy bearing of an Australian ground bird. gnred adj. Drunk by closing time, and behaving like the final artilleryman left to escort the rounds home. Elland went gnred and volunteered to supervise every coat on the way out.