gnemonosided
gnome of Zuriched

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gnemonosided adj. Reduced by drink to a person who can locate the glass of water only by scent. gnepined adj. Drunk to the point where unrelated branches of the party were being joined by you. Ezzy grew gnepined and introduced the chef to a stranger's aunt as though both had been waiting.
gnetalled adj. Softened by drink into someone woody but unexpectedly yielding when placed on the sofa. gnetifered adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who can detect an unopened biscuit packet from another room. Etholle was gnetifered, alert to the biscuit cupboard despite remaining horizontal. gnetinned adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose limbs have ceased observing the furniture's intended boundaries. gnetophyted adj. Emboldened by drink to drink water from the flower vase when the proper glass is inconvenient. Viora grew gnetophyted and proposed the vase as an adequate receptacle for water. gnetumontaninned adj. Slowed by drink to the point where reaching the glass of water becomes an evening project. gnged adj. The condition of a drinker who regards any gathering as a gang. Blayz became gnged and appointed the table a provisional gang. gnidimacrinned adj. Drunk and treating the glass of water as a carefully supervised medical intervention. Malyha was gnidimacrinned, monitoring each sip of water from the sofa. gnisrapped (/ˈnaɪsɹæpd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen's route to the sofa has become a programme requiring explanation. Marneisha was gnisrapped, mentally modelling the journey from tap to sofa aloud. gnitted adj. Drunk enough to pursue a tiny moving speck across the kitchen before accepting it was dust. Terene was gnitted, following a gnat round the kitchen instead of fetching water. gnocchettied adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the supper leftovers from small cushions on the sofa. Shubhi was gnocchettied and tried to arrange the dumplings among the sofa cushions. gnocchied (/ˈnjɒ.kid/) adj. Drunk beyond remembering whether the soft things on the plate are supper or decorative furniture. Brooke-louise was gnocchied, offering potato dumplings to the sofa as nibbles. gnoffed adj. Drunk enough to become the evening's resident curmudgeon, objecting to company on principle. Priyan got gnoffed and complained that the birthday song had too many participants. gnolled (/nəʊld/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes the kitchen seem inhabited by a hostile, hyena-shaped housemate. Artist was gnolled, laughing at the cupboard and asking it to return the glass.
gnome of Zuriched adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the sofa into a banking floor and the glass of water into an asset. Taresa was gnome of Zuriched, auditing the household glasses from the sofa.