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gnome owled adj. Drunk to the extent of sitting very small and watchful beside the kitchen light. gnome planted adj. Drunk on the strength of one suspiciously potent glass, and rooted beside the sofa like a houseplant. Arvy was gnome planted beside the sofa, accepting water only when it was brought over. gnome sorted adj. The condition of a drinker who repeatedly reorders the crisps, never using two loops of thought. Solara got gnome sorted and arranged the pork scratchings by size. gnome-nappinged adj. The drunkenness of one who carries the pub ornament off for photographs by the taxi rank. Spontaneous went gnome-nappinged and posed the garden ornament beside the kebab shop. gnomed (/nəʊmd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the kitchen floor has acquired a small guardian who must be consulted. Leylan was gnomed beside the fridge, protecting the water glasses from unnecessary movement. gnomedomed adj. Softened by drink into a small, sheltered realm where every ornament has citizenship. Seger became gnomedomed and gave the ceramic figures seats at the snug table. gnomefished adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, watchful presence that catches every movement near the bar. gnomekinded adj. Loosened by drink into fondness for the whole diminutive population, without distinction or exception. Braydi got gnomekinded and bought a round for every ornament in the beer garden. gnomenappinged adj. Reduced by drink to relocating garden ornaments and presenting the evidence as holiday photography. gnomeried adj. Emboldened by drink to arrange a public display of garden ornaments around the pub's outside tables. Loagen went gnomeried and lined the patio with figures borrowed from nearby gardens. gnomessed adj. Slowed by drink to the measured pace of a small woman crossing a cluttered beer garden. Ranyiah became gnomessed and took ten minutes to reach the loos. gnometted adj. Drunk and moving with the quiet, ornamental confidence of a small woman in a garden. Darleth went gnometted and stood motionless beside the pub's hanging baskets. gnomicided adj. Drunk to the point where every small garden figure appears to have met a regrettable end. Previn got gnomicided and reported the toppled ornaments as a serious incident. gnomided adj. Drunk enough to become a small, watchful woman who answers questions with a nod. gnomishnessed adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary conduct and into a pronounced fondness for small bearded figures. Ava-lily became gnomishnessed and spoke warmly to the ornaments by the bins. gnomismed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary conversation, issuing compact maxims between mouthfuls of pork pie. Fredys got gnomismed and declared that a shut pub teaches patience.