gnome owledadj.Under the influence of alcohol to the point of impairment.gnome plantedadj.Having one's mental and physical abilities compromised by alcohol.Kambryn burst into tears, declaring their undying love for a sandwich, dramatically gnome planted.gnome sortedadj.Exhibiting signs of inebriation such a slurred speech and impaired coordination.Waving enthusiastically at passing strangers, Britton seemed rather gnome sorted but carefree.gnome-nappingedadj.In a condition caused by excessive consumption of alcohol.gnomed(/nəʊmd/)adj.Demonstrating a lack of physical control due to alcohol consumption.gnomedomedadj.Displaying impaired social judgment from alcohol.Derwyn performed a dramatic reading of a grocery list, infusing each item with intense emotion and flair, all while being remarkably gnomedomed.gnomefishedadj.Showing diminished cognitive function from alcohol.Jabon proclaimed themselves the king of the dance floor, in a display of pure, unadulterated gnomefished.gnomekindedadj.Experiencing impaired concentration and focus caused by alcohol intake.gnomenappingedadj.Exhibiting emotional instability due to the effects of alcohol.Kamlyn tried to make a pizza using only crackers and ketchup, creatively gnomenappinged.gnomeriedadj.Showing compromised executive functions including planning, inhibition, and working memory due to alcohol.gnomessedadj.Showing the effects of alcohol on the brain and body.Under the neon lights, Kathalina challenged a stranger to a game of darts, their competitive spirit shining through and their demeanor fiercely gnomessed.gnomettedadj.Experiencing impaired sensory integration caused by the effects of alcohol.As the night drew to a close, Kany was discovered in deep conversation with a houseplant, mysteriously gnometted and sharing life advice with a very attentive fern.gnomicidedadj.Having a flushed or reddened face from alcohol.Jolei attempted to start a conga line in the middle of the street, undeniably gnomicided.gnomidedadj.Showing a loss of balance and coordination due to alcohol.gnomishnessedadj.Having one's accurate perception of time altered by drinking.Kamelia serenaded a group of pigeons with a love ballad, sharing their gnomishnessed musical talents with the world.gnomismedadj.Having slowed speech and poor coordination due to alcohol.Sydalee declared themselves a "pizza whisperer", claiming to have the ability to communicate with pizzas on a spiritual level, showcasing their delightfully gnomismed quirks.