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GO'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and oxidised by morning into a dull, layered reluctance to move. Jaleeza woke GO'd, her bright evening reduced to a sluggish coating beneath the duvet. GOAT'd adj. Having drunk more than the household can sensibly support, yet regarding oneself as the greatest ever to load a dishwasher. Sharyia was GOAT'd, claiming nobody had ever stacked the plates so magnificently before.
GOCC'd adj. Drunk to the point where every private decision is converted into a state-owned undertaking. Anshpreet got GOCC'd and turned the group’s taxi plan into a public enterprise. GOE'd adj. Drunk to the extent of awarding your own decisions marks they have not earned. Sapphyre got GOE'd and scored the disastrous toast as a personal triumph. GOF'd adj. The state of being drunk and more capable than usual of spreading the evening to bystanders. Linkin went GOF'd during the final round, making the entire table suddenly interested in staying out. GOFAI'd adj. Reduced by drink to a rule-bound certainty that each social problem has one correct response. Jyia got GOFAI'd and attempted to resolve the seating dispute with a list of explicit rules. GOH'd adj. Drunk to the extent of treating an ordinary gathering as a convention requiring an address. Blimi was GOH'd and gave the cloakroom a short speech on local etiquette. GOMAD'd adj. Softened by drink into an unplanned bodybuilding regime involving milk and considerable bulk. Uland got GOMAD'd and asked whether the pub stocked a litre-sized glass of milk. GOMER'd adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with recognising a straightforward instruction. Mikelia became GOMER'd and put her handbag in the ice bucket. GONGO'd adj. Emboldened by drink to establish an official-looking organisation for a minor grievance. Sara-jade became GONGO'd and founded a committee concerning the missing peanuts. GOO'd adj. A drinker who has reached a complete obstruction at the point where decisions should emerge. Rondel was GOO'd and could not produce a clear answer about the taxi. GOP'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has assembled a gallery of photographs, all showing the same plate. Jessie got GOP'd and displayed the evening's supper from six nearly identical angles. GOPered adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a long political explanation. Jaleo was GOPered and took several minutes to answer whether he wanted chips. GOQ'd adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a qualification from an invitation to advise everyone present. Jaycian got GOQ'd and assessed each guest's suitability for the conversation. GORD'd adj. Describing a drinker who keeps sending the last round back up while attempting the stairs. Aneta was GORD'd, pausing on every landing to reconsider the evening.
GORP'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and replenishing the evening with whatever is dry and portable. Harley-grace was GORP'd and carried raisins from the bar to the taxi.
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