goose-steppedadj.Made unsteady or unbalanced by the consumption of alcohol.As the evening progressed, Katricia became increasingly goose-stepped, eventually attempting to high-five a passing seagull.goose-stepperedadj.Exhibiting unnatural behavior or conduct due to alcohol.Jylon performed a one-person interpretive dance to the sound of a distant car alarm, perfectly capturing the essence of being goose-steppered.gooseberried(/ˈɡʊzb(ə)ɹid/)adj.Suffering mental and physical limitations from alcohol.Kaream passionately debated the best type of cheese with a garden gnome, fervently gooseberried.gooseberry eyedadj.Affected by alcohol causing impaired reasoning.gooseberry gourdedadj.Affected so that walking or talking is difficult.Kai-junior conducted a symphony with beer bottles, showcasing their extraordinary gooseberry gourded skills.gooseberry layedadj.Being under the influence with decreased motor skills.Macaiah decided to try their hand at stand-up comedy, delivering jokes to an invisible audience while being decidedly gooseberry layed.gooseberry puddingedadj.Exhibiting the effects of alcohol.gooseberry rustedadj.Rendering one's speech or actions incoherent due to alcohol.Crossing the road, Kayzia stopped to chat with a fire hydrant, chatty and slightly gooseberry rusted.gooseberry seasonnedadj.Having impaired motor skills caused by alcohol.gooseberry tartedadj.Showing uncoordinated hand movements from alcohol.gooseberry treedadj.Impaired by alcohol.gooseberry wiggedadj.Temporarily incapacitated by alcohol.Surrounded by friends, Kedarious confidently declared they were feeling gooseberry wigged.gooseberry-grinderedadj.Having lost some control due to alcohol.gooseberry-pickeredadj.Shown by stumbling or falling due to drinking.Thoams embarked on a passionate monologue about the superiority of cats over dogs to anyone who would listen, sounding thoroughly gooseberry-pickered.gooseberryingedadj.Made unsteady and disoriented by alcohol.goosebumpedadj.Exhibiting poor coordination, slurred speech, or confusion due to alcohol.