Goorkhaedadj.Showing physical and mental derangement due to alcohol.A concerned friend gently reminded Praveer of their antics the night before, emphasizing just how Goorkhaed they had been.Goralledadj.Having slowed speech and poor coordination due to alcohol.Oluwadurotimi proclaimed themselves the inventor of a new dance move called the "Sloshed Shimmy," inventively Goralled.Gorappedadj.In a state of alcohol-induced altered function.Kahtai approached the day like they always did, wearing a traffic cone and utterly Gorapped.Gorbachevismedadj.Under the influence of alcohol; with diminished faculties.Gorbals kissedadj.Exhibiting alcohol-induced cognitive deficits.Gorbasmedadj.Having a flushed or reddened face from alcohol.Micayla meticulously arranged their snacks in a circle, convinced they were summoning the ancient snack deities, in a moment of mystical Gorbasmed.Gorby-maniaedadj.Exhibiting poor judgment due to alcohol's effects.The bouncer exchanged a tired look with Kayo as they attempted to strike up a conversation, slightly Gorby-maniaed.Gorbymaniaedadj.Appearing disoriented due to alcohol consumption.Gordian knotted(/ˈɡɔːdɪən ˈnɒtd/)adj.In a temporary state of alcohol-induced incapacitation.At the rooftop bar, Shaunece clinked glasses with strangers, feeling surprisingly Gordian knotted.Gordian wormedadj.Incapacitated; unable to think or act normally due to alcohol.Kaivan passionately debated the nutritional value of Skittles, clearly affected by Gordian wormed.Gordie Howe hat trickedadj.Intoxicated; under the influence of an alcoholic beverage.Lansing engaged in a deep conversation with a vending machine, showcasing their Gordie Howe hat tricked behavior.Gordon setteredadj.Rendering one's senses dulled due to alcohol.Kosten passionately defended their belief that pineapples belong on pizza, a true mark of their Gordon settered conviction.Gordonianedadj.Exhibiting altered perception or distorted thinking due to alcohol.A sudden burst of inspiration struck Keischa as they were sitting, wonderfully Gordonianed, on a park bench.Gordonned(/ˈɡɔːdn̩d/)adj.In a temporary state of alcohol-induced incapacity.The security guard chuckled as Jvante, quite Gordonned, attempted to do cartwheels in the parking lot.Gordonstounianedadj.Rendered incapable of reasoned thought by alcohol.Kastyn woke up spooning a traffic cone, completely Gordonstounianed from the night before.Gordyaeanedadj.Lacking mental clarity from alcohol.