goal cagedadj.Having one's faculties or senses dulled by alcohol.Bayro declared themselves the reigning champion of air guitar, proudly goal caged.goal celebrationedadj.Affected so that walking or talking is difficult.goal defencedadj.Physical errors and decreased degree of rational and logical thinking from drinking alcohol.goal differencedadj.Irrational or incoherent in speech and actions caused by alcohol.Keeshia mistook a stranger for a long-lost best friend, due to being adorably goal differenced.goal judgedadj.Rendering one's behavior as erratic due to alcohol's influence.Mary-rose attempted to make friends with a garden gnome, engaging in deep conversations with the inanimate object while being unmistakably goal judged.goal keeperedadj.Intoxicated; under the influence of an alcoholic beverage.goal kickedadj.Exhibiting unsteadiness caused by alcohol intake.goal linedadj.Incapable of clear thinking due to the influence of alcohol.goal machinedadj.Being under the influence with decreased motor skills.Having a deep conversation with a houseplant, Swanzetta seemed surprisingly goal machined.goal postedadj.Displaying the effects of alcohol.Surrounded by fairy lights and laughter, Kavanagh felt strangely content and very goal posted.goal settingedadj.Excessive alcohol-related occurrences affect your expressions.The bartender raised an eyebrow as Kannyn ordered another drink, looking slightly goal settinged.goal shooteredadj.Influenced greatly in ones actions or emotions due to alcohol.goal squaredadj.Excessive alcohol-related occurrences affect your expressions.From atop the bar counter, Dejun declared themselves the ruler of all things goal squared.goal suckedadj.Showing signs of intoxication from alcohol.goal thirdedadj.Incapable of reacting quickly or making sound judgments due to alcohol.Kedrian confidently declared themselves the reigning champion of air guitar, exuding a supremely goal thirded aura.goal umpiredadj.Rendering one's speech or actions incoherent due to alcohol.Seated at the bar, Hedley chuckled to themselves, feeling undeniably goal umpired.