goal-settingedadj.Having slowed reflexes and hesitancy in movement linked to alcohol consumption.Fergus attempted to start a conga line with passing pigeons, joyfully goal-settinged.goalballedadj.In a condition marked by sluggish speech due to alcohol intake.As the sun rose, Shango stumbled home, disheveled and thoroughly goalballed.goalballeredadj.Exhibiting a reduced capacity to regulate emotions due to alcohol.goalboxedadj.Showing a lack of coordination and increased risk of accidents when intoxicated.Alberto confidently declared themselves the world champion of air guitar, showcasing their goalboxed musical talents.goaled(/ɡəʊld/)adj.Displaying symptoms of intoxication such as confused speech and impaired gait.Kaci-louise tried to start a conga line with the furniture, energetically goaled.goaleedadj.Experiencing a temporary inability to think clearly.Kamesha passionately recited Shakespeare to a startled pigeon, showcasing their eloquent goaleed literary skills.goaleredadj.Suffering a temporary physical and mental impairment from alcohol.goalfestedadj.Impaired by alcohol.goalframed(/ˈɡəʊlˌfɹeɪmd/)adj.Rendering one's senses dulled due to alcohol.goalhangeredadj.Affected so that walking or talking is difficult.Daviaun challenged a mailbox to a rap battle, showcasing their unique brand of goalhangered behavior.goalied(/ˈɡəʊl.id/)adj.Under the influence of alcohol to the point of impairment.goalieingedadj.Suffering from temporary disorientation and impaired situational awareness from alcohol.Caitylyn became best friends with a mop, exhibiting classic goalieinged behavior.goalkeepedadj.Affected by alcohol to the extent of impaired physical and mental function.Jwana proudly displayed a stick bug as their new pet, revealing their endearingly goalkeeped nature.goalkeeperedadj.Showing diminished sensory perception related to alcohol's depressant effects.With a twinkle in their eye, Marily recounted a story of how they once got hilariously goalkeepingedadj.Having difficulty walking straight caused by alcohol.Clavin burst into tears because their drink had "betrayed" them, dramatically goalkeepinged.goalkickeredadj.Suffering a temporary physical and mental impairment from alcohol.Shonnell conducted a one-person orchestra with utensils, musically goalkickered.