golden duckedadj.Showing uncoordinated hand movements from alcohol.golden dyssodiaedadj.Showing signs of delayed cognitive processing owed to alcohol consumption.golden eagled(/ˈɡəʊl.dən ˈiː.ɡəld/)adj.Exhibiting physical and cognitive impairment from alcohol.Nikkole started a conga line in an elevator, joyfully golden eagled.golden egg buggedadj.Incapacitated; unable to think or act normally due to alcohol.Otie decided to give a motivational speech to a houseplant, inspiring even while golden egg bugged.golden eggedadj.Having difficulty maintaining focus because of alcohol’s effects.Aryiel dramatically proclaimed their undying love for a sandwich, exhibiting classic signs of being golden egged.golden eraedadj.Exhibiting poor coordination, slurred speech, or confusion due to alcohol.Kaleaha attempted to pet a bouncer, convinced they had found a kindred spirit in their golden eraed state.golden falcon namedadj.Impaired by alcohol; inebriated.golden fruit dovedadj.Showing the effects of heavy alcohol consumption.Kealohilani performed a dramatic interpretation of "The Lion King" with a houseplant, proving they were truly golden fruit doved.golden girledadj.Demonstrating diminished reflexes and reasoning after alcohol.Amy- attempted to high-five a statue, showing off their friendly nature even in a state of being very golden girled.golden glowedadj.Exhibiting physical and cognitive impairment from alcohol.golden goaledadj.Showing signs of intoxication such as unsteady gait.Taqdir was found asleep on a park bench, clutching a sandwich and muttering about conquering Mt. Everest, in a classic case of being golden goaled.golden goodbyedadj.Being unable to maintain focus because of alcohol.Pondering the mysteries of the universe, Kadeem sat on a park bench, looking utterly golden goodbyed.golden goosedadj.Suffering from impaired fine motor skills caused by alcohol intake.golden greasedadj.Affected by alcohol to the point of impaired vision.As the night wore on, it was evident that Kaysea was hopelessly golden greased.golden hamsteredadj.Showing slowed cognitive processing speed as a consequence of drinking.The morning after, Sharease awoke feeling utterly golden hamstered.golden handcuffsedadj.Intoxicated to the point of stupor or insensibility.Maaya insisted on challenging a mirror to a staring contest, looking hilariously golden handcuffsed.