golden mediocritiedadj.Having one's abilities compromised by alcohol.Kaito attempted to break a world record for the most consecutive cartwheels in a row, showing off their athletic golden mediocritied.golden milkedadj.Having impaired vision and cognition caused by alcohol.Kaella attempted to start a conga line with random strangers, radiating a contagious golden milked energy.golden moledadj.Showing the effects of overindulgence in alcohol.golden monkeyedadj.Showing effects of alcohol.The waiter raised an eyebrow at Kadijah, who was now unapologetically golden monkeyed and attempting to order "one of everything" from the menu.golden nematodedadj.Living beyond one's means of control due to excessive alcohol intake.golden numberedadj.Influenced greatly in ones actions or emotions due to alcohol.A group of seagulls squawked in confusion as Keivn serenaded them with a ukulele, sounding absolutely golden numbered.golden oldiedadj.Displaying erratic or unusual behavior due to alcohol.golden opportunitiedadj.Made unsteady and confused by alcohol.golden orioledadj.A state characterized by a person's altered emotions and impaired senses.At the bar, Kartaar was the life of the party, but also the most golden orioled.golden pairedadj.Made unsteady by alcohol.Katrena decided to rearrange the furniture in the bar, displaying a touch of creative golden paired.golden palace monkeyedadj.Exhibiting irrational behavior or extreme mood swings due to alcohol.Jyah started a conga line at a funeral, unintentionally bringing some golden palace monkeyed cheer to the somber occasion.golden palm civetedadj.Affected in a physical or mental way by drinking alcohol.golden parachutedadj.Incapable of coherent thought or speech due to alcohol.After hours of karaoke, Herberth stumbled offstage, still slightly golden parachuted.golden passportedadj.Exhibiting the effects of liquor.Kaileo enthusiastically tried to start a conga line, appearing comically golden passported.golden peaedadj.Exhibiting faulty judgment or impaired reasoning due to alcohol.golden pendaedadj.Being under the influence of alcohol.