golden sulphuredadj.Showing the effects of excessive alcohol intake.golden syruppedadj.Unable to have rational thoughts; normally shaped by alcohol consumption.Participating in a dance-off, Kacey-jane was crowned the most golden syrupped of them all.golden thistledadj.Being affected by alcohol to the extent that normal decision-making is compromised.Turkesha proudly displayed their interpretive dance skills in the middle of a crowded street, clearly golden thistled.golden threadedadj.Having poor coordination and judgment from alcohol.golden ticketedadj.Behavior changed significantly because of the ingestion of alcohol.golden timedadj.Showing signs of intoxication such as slurred speech.golden toadedadj.Experiencing slowed speech caused by alcohol.golden tortoise beetledadj.Unsteady on one's feet due to the effect of alcohol.Karneisha was spotted attempting to have a conversation with a fire hydrant, clearly golden tortoise beetled.golden touched(/ˌɡəʊldən ˈtʌt͡ʃd/)adj.Exhibiting erratic or irrational behavior due to alcohol.Llifon passionately discussed the meaning of life with a garden gnome, philosophically golden touched.golden triangledadj.Having auditory or visual perception distorted by alcohol.golden twangeredadj.Under the influence of alcohol; with diminished faculties.Theo passionately sang a ballad to a slice of pizza, in a truly golden twangered serenade.golden visaedadj.Rendered incapable of clear thought or action from alcohol.During a game of darts, Bobby-george aimed for the bullseye but missed by a mile, feeling increasingly golden visaed.golden wandedadj.Intoxicated; under the influence of alcohol.Kaitoa performed a dramatic reading of a menu, appearing slightly golden wanded.golden wattledadj.Displaying impaired coordination due to alcohol use.golden weddingedadj.Exhibiting slowed reflexes and difficulty with complex tasks after drinking.Kaeon attempted to skateboard down a flight of stairs, showcasing their impressive golden weddinged bravery.golden whistleredadj.Being in a state where thought processes are disorganized through alcohol consumption.As the party continued, Junius mingled with guests, demonstrating a remarkable ability to still be charming while being visibly golden whistlered.