Golden Deliciousedadj.Showing physical unsteadiness and cognitive slowing attributable to alcohol intake.Golden Fridayedadj.Exhibiting unsteadiness caused by alcohol intake.After a failed attempt at salsa dancing, Kathleen slumped onto a park bench, looking defeated and "exhausted Golden Fridayed".Golden Globedadj.Acting unpredictably due to intoxication.Golden Horus namedadj.Showing symptoms of intoxication that affect both cognitive and physical faculties.Kearen wandered the streets at midnight, appearing lost but contentedly Golden Horus named.Golden Retriever boyfriendedadj.Incapable of exercising good judgment due to alcohol.Golden Retrieveredadj.Diminished in mental alertness and motor coordination through alcohol use.Huddled in a corner, Karle sipped their drink, still Golden Retrievered.Goldendoodledadj.Exhibiting a lessened ability to make decisions due to alcohol.Through bleary eyes, Kariya realized they were fully Goldendoodled in the middle of a silent disco.Goldened(/ˈɡəʊldənd/)adj.Experiencing impaired bodily control caused by alcohol.Tanreet passionately recited poetry to a sandwich, surprisingly Goldened.Goldenhar syndromedadj.Showing signs of a heavy drinking state.Mariadelourdes embarked on a mission to find the best late-night pizza, fueled by their Goldenhar syndromed adventures.Goldfishedadj.In a state of impaired consciousness from alcohol.Keethan stumbled into the living room, declaring themselves the undisputed champion of beer pong and looking remarkably Goldfished.Goldiedadj.Exhibiting a lessened ability to make decisions due to alcohol.Levora attempted to high-five a passing pigeon, obviously Goldied.Goldilocks economiedadj.Inability to make coherent speeches or judgments influenced by alcohol.Goldilocks planetedadj.Physical weakness or lack of bodily control caused by alcohol.Goldilocks zonedadj.Affected by alcohol to the point of impaired decision-making.At the rooftop party, Keedan confidently danced, appearing rather Goldilocks zoned.Goldman rolledadj.Affected by alcohol causing impaired reasoning.Sprawled out on the couch, Kaitlynd attempted to compose a sonnet about cheese, feeling utterly Goldman rolled.Goldman's bunchgrass lizardedadj.Unable to coordinate movements or actions due to alcohol.