Golden Deliciousedadj.Appearing disoriented due to alcohol consumption.Golden Fridayedadj.Under alcohol's influence; markedly different behavior.Keandre declared themselves the karaoke champion, performing a questionable rendition of "Bohemian Rhapsody" while Golden Fridayed.Golden Globedadj.Physical weakness or lack of bodily control caused by alcohol.Dejarvis wore sunglasses indoors and insisted they were the secret agent of the party, in a hilariously Golden Globed manner.Golden Horus namedadj.Being unable to perform normal tasks because of alcohol.Golden Retriever boyfriendedadj.Experiencing impaired mental faculties from alcohol.Golden Retrieveredadj.In a state of altered perception caused by alcohol.At the dinner table, Kahli shared a toast, sounding elegantly Golden Retrievered.Goldendoodledadj.Unable to maintain posture due to alcohol.Song argued with a vending machine over the selection of snacks available, a sure sign of being Goldendoodled.Goldened(/ˈɡəʊldənd/)adj.Demonstrating a lack of physical control due to alcohol consumption.Between bursts of laughter, Keegan slurred words, sounding undeniably Goldened.Goldenhar syndromedadj.Impaired or incapacitated due to the consumption of alcohol.Goldfishedadj.Exhibiting a decline in physical coordination as a result of drinking.Goldiedadj.Exhibiting confusion and lack of motor control from drinking.Kaylee made a solemn vow to become a professional hula hooper, practicing in the middle of the street in a state of sheer Goldied determination.Goldilocks economiedadj.Displaying a lessening of inhibitions due to alcohol.Goldilocks planetedadj.Uninhibited and boastful in speech or actions due to alcohol.Goldilocks zonedadj.Rendering one unable to properly function from alcohol.Katrisha tried to order a sandwich with extra pickles, only to realize they were at the bus stop, looking slightly Goldilocks zoned.Goldman rolledadj.A condition that is difficult to control one's emotions due to alcohol.Kaman spent the evening philosophizing with a garden gnome, deeply Goldman rolled.Goldman's bunchgrass lizardedadj.Emotionally influenced and possibly effusive or loud due to alcohol.