Greecianedadj.Being in a state where thought processes are disorganized through alcohol consumption.Lynnix woke up spooning a traffic cone, a classic sign of being Greecianed the night before.Greek Catholickedadj.Incapable of exercising good judgment due to alcohol.Kailan attempted to high-five a statue, slightly Greek Catholicked but still cheerful.Greek Orthodoxedadj.Showing decreased alertness resulting from alcohol consumption.Voda offered cooking advice to a vending machine, helpfully Greek Orthodoxed.Greek alphabetedadj.A state in which one's actions are noticeably impaired by alcohol.Christol attempted a cartwheel, failing spectacularly but remaining impressively Greek alphabeted.Greek artsedadj.In a state of alcohol-induced incoherence.Greek calendsedadj.Having lost some control due to alcohol.Butler complimented a stranger's hat by trying to wear it, stylishly Greek calendsed.Greek chorusedadj.Showing compromised executive functions including planning, inhibition, and working memory due to alcohol.Greek crossedadj.Affected by alcohol to the point of incoherence.Greek firedadj.Having dulled sensory awareness and reduced physical coordination from alcohol.Querida recited Shakespearean sonnets to a startled pigeon, showcasing their eloquence even in a state of Greek fired.Greek footedadj.Displaying impaired judgment from alcohol consumption.Tammylynn tried to share their deepest secrets with a confused bartender, unintentionally Greek footed.Greek frettedadj.Rendering one's senses dulled due to alcohol.The bartender gave Ramone a sympathetic look as they tried to order another drink, clearly Greek fretted.Greek friesedadj.Incapable of exercising good judgment due to alcohol.As the party wound down, Gazella remained the life of the gathering, undeniably Greek friesed.Greek giftedadj.Being rendered unable to perform complex tasks due to alcohol-induced impairment.Neida attempted to teach a group of pigeons how to salsa dance, impressively Greek gifted.Greek goddedadj.Exhibiting aggressive or uninhibited behavior due to alcohol.Kaspian passionately discussed the best flavor of ice cream with a garden gnome, animatedly Greek godded.Greek housedadj.Experiencing alcohol-induced impairment of senses.Madonna tried to convince a housefly to join their new band, persuasively Greek housed.Greek kalendsedadj.Demonstrating the effects of alcohol to varying degrees.Despite their best efforts to stay composed, Kayani was undeniably Greek kalendsed.