green jerseyedadj.Having a flushed or reddened face from alcohol.Trying to walk a straight line, Kaston realized they were hopelessly green jerseyed as they veered into a parked bicycle.green jobfishedadj.Frivolous expression in action or behavior; aroused due to alcohol.Ipsa passionately debated the existence of time travel with a street sign, while being completely green jobfished.green joe-pye weededadj.Showing signs of alcoholic intoxication.green jointfiredadj.Intoxicated or impaired from drinking alcoholic beverages.The bartender watched as Kami attempted to order a "shiraz-shaken-not-stirred", clearly quite green jointfired.green jokedadj.Showing effects of alcohol.green junglefowledadj.Displaying slowed reflexes and mental fog from alcohol.green keeperedadj.Impaired due to alcohol.Beyda confidently challenged a mirror to a staring contest, displaying a level of determination only possible when one is truly green keepered.green labellingedadj.Under the influence of alcohol; inebriated.Kader insisted on giving a motivational speech to a group of bewildered ducks, in a state of being hilariously green labellinged.green lacewingedadj.Showing signs of intoxication such as unsteady gait.green lanedadj.Rendered incapable of performing an action with precision due to alcohol.Raylan confidently challenged a tree to a staring contest, undeniably green laned.green laveredadj.Losing balance as a consequence of drinking.Sitting on a park bench, Anousheh shared their life story with a friendly squirrel, both parties looking equally green lavered.green leekedadj.Irrational or incoherent in speech and actions caused by alcohol.green lightedadj.Behavior changed significantly because of the ingestion of alcohol.Jaylianie conducted a one-person dance party in the elevator, joyfully green lighted.green linedadj.Having a temporary loss of control caused by drinking.Huddled in a blanket fort, Adylenne recounted their adventures of the night, sounding utterly green lined.green linnetedadj.Displaying impaired judgment from alcohol consumption.green lizardedadj.Experiencing notable impairment in physical or mental abilities due to alcohol.