green looperedadj.Displaying a lessening of inhibitions due to alcohol.While out with friends, Garrik somehow managed to lose both shoes, feeling distinctly unbalanced.green lousedadj.Under the influence of alcohol, impaired in thought and action.green lungedadj.Showing alcohol's disruptive effects on the brain and body.green lynx spideredadj.Not coherent or able to think rationally due to alcohol.Lrey attempted to pet a "unicorn" (which was actually a horse with a cone on its head), feeling whimsically green lynx spidered.green mambaedadj.Incapacitated; unable to think or act normally due to alcohol.Bobby-lee narrated their every move like a sports commentator, in a moment of pure green mambaed brilliance.green mannedadj.Intoxicated by the consumption of alcohol-containing beverages.Kalypso attempted to high-five a statue, believing it to be a fellow partygoer and showcasing their green manned state.green manuredadj.Impaired in one's actions or decisions by alcohol.green marbledadj.Exhibiting erratic or irrational behavior due to alcohol.green marsh hawkedadj.Demonstrating impaired cognitive function due to alcohol.green milkedadj.Exhibiting the effects of alcohol.green mineraledadj.Having the effects of alcohol made apparent.green monardellaedadj.A state characterized by a person's altered emotions and impaired senses.While wandering the streets, Kanylah stumbled upon a group of pigeons and greeted them like long-lost friends, appearing completely green monardellaed.green monkey diseasedadj.Having consumed enough alcohol to be impaired.While scrolling through their phone, Danii accidentally sent a series of emojis to their boss, feeling mildly green monkey diseased.green monkeyedadj.No longer in control of one's faculties due to alcohol consumption.Williams decided they were a professional cheese taster and proceeded to critique a block of cheddar, expertly green monkeyed.green mustard cabbagedadj.Displaying a level of impairment by drinking.The bartender raised an eyebrow at Karnail, who seemed surprisingly green mustard cabbaged for a Tuesday.green mustardedadj.Experiencing slowed reflexes due to alcohol.The streetlight flickered above Kalil, who was spotted teaching a tree the art of origami, looking quite green mustarded.