green spottedadj.Exhibiting diminished judgment due to alcohol.With a traffic cone on their head, Kamen confidently declared themselves the king of the sidewalk, feeling incredibly green spotted.green sprucedadj.Exhibiting marked impairment due to alcohol.The DJ raised an eyebrow as Lee-anna requested "The Wheels on the Bus", sounding completely green spruced.green spurgedadj.Experiencing distorted perception due to alcohol.green stampedadj.Intoxicated or impaired from drinking alcoholic beverages.green statedadj.Displaying impaired judgment from alcohol consumption.green stuffedadj.Having slowed speech and poor coordination due to alcohol.Katiann mistook a fire hydrant for a superhero, admirably green stuffed.green sulfur bacteriaedadj.Displaying a noticeable effect of alcohol consumption.green tapedadj.Having decreased ability to concentrate due to alcohol.Despite feeling incredibly green taped, Kaylinn managed to impress everyone with their impeccable air guitar skills.green tarredadj.Demonstrating the effects of alcohol to varying degrees.green taxedadj.Displaying difficulty maintaining balance due to alcohol.Karleah found themselves in a deep conversation with a stranger, both of them quite green taxed.green tea cakedadj.Unsteady in body or mind due to alcohol consumption.Keishonna attempted to order a burger from a telephone booth, convinced it was a 24-hour drive-thru due to their amusingly green tea caked mindset.green teaedadj.Affected to the point of altered perception by alcohol.The bartender knew Kaheim was trouble as soon as they stumbled in, appearing wildly green teaed.green threadedadj.Being under the effects of alcohol causing impairment.green thumbedadj.Someone who consumed excessive alcohol; senseless.green tobacco sicknessedadj.Intoxicated; under the influence of alcohol.Sadika attempted to high-five a tree, showing off their green tobacco sicknessed antics.green toppedadj.Experiencing physical and mental impairment due to alcohol.Lanena declared their undying love for a vending machine, convinced it was the key to their heart, all while being incredibly green topped.