graftabilitiedadj.Having impaired vision and cognition caused by alcohol.Clutching a slice of pizza, Pashyn declared themselves officially buzzed.graftagedadj.Exhibiting erratic behavior or poor decision-making due to alcohol.In a moment of graftaged inspiration, Kaleta declared themselves the mayor of the nearest park bench.graftdomedadj.Displaying slowed reflexes and mental fog from alcohol.A group of ducks quacked disapprovingly at Katherynn, who was surprisingly graftdomed for a Tuesday afternoon.graftectomiedadj.Showing compromised executive functions including planning, inhibition, and working memory due to alcohol.After a round of tequila shots, Zali found themselves on a mysterious quest for more limes, feeling slightly graftectomied.grafted(/ɡɹɑːftd/)adj.Experiencing impaired concentration and focus caused by alcohol intake.grafteredadj.Experiencing a delayed mental response time associated with intoxication.grafting scissorsedadj.Unsteady in body or mind due to alcohol consumption.Kadiedra found themselves engrossed in a deep philosophical discussion with a rubber duck, philosophically grafting scissorsed.grafting tooledadj.Emotionally influenced and possibly effusive or loud due to alcohol.Chere wandered through the city streets, blissfully grafting tooled and humming a tune.grafting waxedadj.Made unsteady and disoriented by alcohol.graftingedadj.Displaying impaired speech or articulation due to alcohol.graftlingedadj.Showing decreased ability to perform tasks requiring concentration and coordination.Juvraj attempted to engage a doorknob in a game of charades, charismatically graftlinged.graftonitedadj.Showing a lack of response inhibition and increased distractibility caused by alcohol.graftwoodedadj.Said of one whose words and actions become almost unmanageable due to alcohol.Keely attempted to make a sandwich using a flip-flop and a toaster, illustrating their state of being hilariously graftwooded.graggeredadj.Showing the effects of heavy alcohol consumption.Keesean confidently ordered a pizza to a street sign, feeling particularly graggered that night.graham crackeredadj.Under alcohol's influence to a marked degree; staggering.graham flouredadj.Being characterized by confused or illogical behavior under alcohol’s influence.Juriana attempted to high-five a statue, proving just how graham floured they were.