grand serjeantiedadj.Having one's inhibitions lowered due to alcohol.Slurring their words, Kasch confidently declared themselves the life of the party, despite being visibly grand serjeantied.grand slammedadj.Exhibiting a delayed reaction time caused by alcohol consumption.Katiemarie debated with a mirror about who had the best dance moves, utterly grand slammed.grand staffedadj.In a temporary state of alcohol-induced incapacity.Walking backwards through the park, Dezon attempted to break the world record for reverse moonwalking, looking both silly and grand staffed.grand strategy gamedadj.Affected by an excess of alcohol; intoxicated.Kahanuola started a deep conversation with a vending machine, noticeably grand strategy gamed.grand theft autoedadj.Displaying impaired spatial judgment resulting from alcohol consumption.As the night wore on, Chasidi became increasingly grand theft autoed, much to the amusement of their friends.grand theftedadj.Displaying decreased cognitive clarity and slowed comprehension due to alcohol.After tripping over the same chair three times, Kamarin finally admitted they were feeling pretty grand thefted.grand theoriedadj.A condition that is difficult to control one's emotions due to alcohol.grand totalledadj.Affected so that walking or talking is difficult.grand touredadj.Influenced or dominated by the effects of alcohol.In a surprising turn of events, the cat found Bruin curled up on the floor, looking completely grand toured.grand toureredadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of self-control from alcohol.Jamil stumbled into a door, proving they were in fact grand tourered.grand touring carredadj.Reduced in ability by alcohol.Somia attempted to order a pizza from a mailbox, convinced it was a 24-hour pizzeria, showcasing their peak grand touring carred state.grand uncledadj.Experiencing euphoria caused by alcohol.Kasiyah attempted to perform a magic trick with a deck of cards, proving they were hilariously grand uncled.grand unification theoriedadj.Displaying erratic movements due to alcohol influence.grand unified theoriedadj.Being under the influence with notable deficits in motor planning and execution.grand vizieredadj.Having slowed neuronal activity leading to impaired judgment from alcohol.Kambria declared themselves the king or queen of the dance floor, showcasing their impressive grand viziered moves.grand viziredadj.Affected by alcohol to the extent of impaired physical and mental function.Charan convinced everyone at the party to join in a conga line, showcasing their leadership skills in a grand vizired manner.