grandmother clockedadj.Losing balance as a consequence of drinking.Mirella attempted to teach a fire hydrant the cha-cha, their dance moves a mix of passion and grandmother clocked.grandmother ruledadj.Rendering one unable to properly function from alcohol.grandmother's footstepsedadj.Appearing disoriented due to alcohol consumption.With a top hat perched askew, Iras danced a jig, looking quite grandmother's footstepsed in their impromptu performance.grandmother-in-lawedadj.Showing the effects of alcohol on the brain and body.grandmothered(/ˈɡɹænˌmʌðəd/)adj.Under the influence of alcohol, impaired.Trail revealed their conspiracy theories about alien cat overlords, convinced they were onto something in their grandmothered state.grandmotherfuckeredadj.Exhibiting altered perception or distorted thinking due to alcohol.grandmotherhoodedadj.Incapable of clear thought or action due to alcohol consumption.Oxley embarked on a quest to find the legendary lost sock, determined and slightly grandmotherhooded.grandmotheringedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of control induced by alcohol.Arthelia fell in love with a painting on the wall, tearfully grandmotheringed.grandmotherismedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of control from alcohol.grandmotherlinessedadj.Rendered incapable of clear thought or action from alcohol.grandmultiparaedadj.Showing the effects of overindulgence in alcohol.grandmultiparitiedadj.Being in a state where fine motor skills are compromised.Kalika tried to order pizza from a tree, showcasing their impressive grandmultiparitied.grandmumedadj.Rendering one's speech slurred and difficult to understand through alcohol.With a sudden burst of energy, Juwairiyyah somersaulted into the room, visibly grandmumed.grandmummaedadj.Exhibiting the effects of alcohol.Keshonda discovered a newfound talent for breakdancing, surprisingly grandmummaed.grandmummiedadj.Made unsteady or unbalanced by the consumption of alcohol.grandnephewedadj.Showing physical and mental impairment due to alcohol.