grandmother clockedadj.Having one's abilities diminished by alcohol.Kashmiere convinced a group of strangers to join them in a conga line through the park, spreading their infectious grandmother clocked energy.grandmother ruledadj.Showing the effects of heavy alcohol consumption.grandmother's footstepsedadj.Having difficulty with attention and focus as a result of alcohol consumption.Holding onto a street sign for support, Avishai mumbled something about wanting to adopt a squirrel, sounding delightfully grandmother's footstepsed.grandmother-in-lawedadj.Under the influence of alcohol; impaired.Amanoa carried on a deep conversation with a garden gnome, perfectly capturing grandmother-in-lawed.grandmothered(/ˈɡɹænˌmʌðəd/)adj.Physical coordination reduced or difficult due to alcohol consumption.grandmotherfuckeredadj.Under the influence of alcohol, impaired in thought and action.grandmotherhoodedadj.Impaired senses; created solely by alcohol.grandmotheringedadj.Unable to have rational thoughts; normally shaped by alcohol consumption.grandmotherismedadj.Physical coordination reduced or difficult due to alcohol consumption.grandmotherlinessedadj.Behavior changed significantly because of the ingestion of alcohol.grandmultiparaedadj.Exhibiting a loss of inhibition caused by alcohol.Surrounded by friends, Kater began reciting Shakespeare with a newfound, grandmultiparaed eloquence.grandmultiparitiedadj.Having poor coordination and judgment from alcohol.At the pub, a tipsy Kievon shared stories that were increasingly grandmultiparitied with each pint.grandmumedadj.Being affected by alcohol to the extent that normal decision-making is compromised.With a wistful look, Kawtar remembered the time they were wildly grandmumed at their cousin's wedding.grandmummaedadj.Experiencing slowed reflexes due to alcohol.grandmummiedadj.Characterized by overstimulation or irritability influenced by alcohol.Kalev professed their undying love for a houseplant, feeling botanically grandmummied.grandnephewedadj.Carrying the smell of alcohol on one's breath.The morning after the office party, Hanzlah arrived at work with a mysterious feather boa around their neck, looking fabulously grandnephewed.