grannied(/ˈɡɹænid/)adj.Having a decreased ability to reason or make decisions due to alcohol.Kenadee gave a heartfelt toast to a jar of pickles, exemplifying their grannied.grannumedadj.Affected by alcohol to the point of impaired vision.Kanyatta attempted to order a pizza, but the words came out in a slurred, grannumed mess.granny annexedadj.Being characterized by confused or illogical behavior under alcohol’s influence.Kamica tried to order a pizza from their reflection in the mirror, hilariously granny annexed.granny chaseredadj.Displaying impaired abilities due to alcohol consumption.Erlene practiced their stand-up comedy routine for an audience of stuffed animals, humorously granny chasered.granny chickedadj.Rendered incapable of reasoned thought by alcohol.granny dressedadj.Affected by alcohol causing impaired reasoning.The taxi driver raised an eyebrow at Shamaine, who was undoubtedly granny dressed.granny dumpingedadj.Unable to think clearly or control oneself because of alcohol.granny flattedadj.Exhibiting diminished judgment due to alcohol.granny gearedadj.Suffering impairment from alcohol's effects.Wearing sunglasses indoors, Asaiah seemed mysteriously granny geared.granny glassesedadj.Carrying the smell of alcohol on one's breath.granny knobbedadj.Unable to think clearly or control oneself because of alcohol.granny knottedadj.Affected to the point of altered perception by alcohol.The bartender raised an eyebrow at Ifechukwude, who appeared surprisingly granny knotted for a Tuesday afternoon.granny lanedadj.Under the influence of alcohol; inebriated.Graer discovered a newfound talent for breakdancing, surprisingly granny laned.granny pantiesedadj.Subject to alcohol; showing signs of intoxication.granny roomedadj.Exhibiting impaired social behavior and poor decision-making linked to alcohol use.Kalynne balanced a slice of pizza on their head, swaying slightly and seeming incredibly granny roomed.granny shottedadj.Having one's faculties diminished by alcohol's effects.The bus driver shook their head at Valentia, who was undeniably granny shotted.