granny specsedadj.Having one's mental and physical abilities compromised by alcohol.Karell challenged a mirror to a staring contest, amusingly granny specsed.granny squaredadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of cognitive function due to alcohol.Kath shared their "brilliant" idea for a reality TV show involving talking fruit, pitching it enthusiastically while being hilariously granny squared.granny styledadj.Exhibiting altered perception or distorted thinking due to alcohol.Keelia insisted on showing off their "amazing" breakdancing skills, despite being comically granny styled.granny suitedadj.Rendering one's speech slurred and difficult to understand through alcohol.granny taxedadj.Experiencing feelings or sensations that wouldn't usually be expressed due to alcohol.Kavaughn decided to have a deep heart-to-heart conversation with a houseplant, revealing their innermost secrets while being adorably granny taxed.granny's fanniedadj.Shown by erratic or confused behavior from drinking.Niyasia belted out karaoke hits with passion, their voice echoing through the empty streets in a display of unapologetic granny's fannied.granny-bashingedadj.Rendered incapable of clear thought or action from alcohol.granny-pop-out-of-beddedadj.Acting erratically due to intoxication.Melida challenged a mirror to a staring contest, intensively granny-pop-out-of-bedded.granny-sitteredadj.Lacking clarity of thought from alcohol.grannyvinedadj.Feeling dizzy or lightheaded after drinking.Despite being completely grannyvined, Melissaanne confidently declared themselves the reigning champion of air guitar.granodioritedadj.Showing signs of intoxication, caused by alcohol.granoedadj.Demonstrating impairment of senses through the use of alcohol.Despite their best efforts, Keffer struggled to convince a pigeon to join their dance routine, hilariously granoed.granofiloseanedadj.Rendering one's speech or actions incoherent due to alcohol.Kashan attempted to order a pizza from their reflection in a mirror, hilariously granofiloseaned.granogabbroedadj.Showing confusion due to alcohol effects.granola barredadj.Rendered incapable of reasoned thought by alcohol.Syreeta managed to order a pizza with extra pickles, showcasing their uniquely granola barred taste.granola mommedadj.Lacking clarity of thought from alcohol.