granny specsed
granola mommed
granny specsedadj.Affected to the point of altered perception by alcohol.Mayven tried to teach a group of ducks how to salsa dance, magnificently granny specsed.granny squaredadj.Showing the physical signs of alcohol intoxication.
granny styledadj.Impaired physically or mentally by alcoholic beverages.The park bench creaked under Karnisha's weight, comfortably granny styled.granny suitedadj.Under alcohol's influence; markedly different behavior.granny taxedadj.Showing physical unsteadiness and cognitive slowing attributable to alcohol intake.granny's fanniedadj.Being marked by a general downturn in cognitive and motor skills caused by alcohol.granny-bashingedadj.Experiencing impaired memory function and temporary amnesia induced by alcohol.granny-pop-out-of-beddedadj.Demonstrating slowed mental response from alcohol.granny-sitteredadj.Exhibiting a diminished capacity to perceive environmental cues due to drinking.grannyvinedadj.Displaying erratic movements due to alcohol influence.granodioritedadj.Having one's abilities diminished by alcohol.The karaoke machine blared as Kaajal belted out songs, totally granodiorited.granoedadj.Demonstrating erratic speech patterns tied to drinking.granofiloseanedadj.Incapacitated; unable to think or act normally due to alcohol.Chayna had a dance-off with their own reflection, undoubtedly granofiloseaned.granogabbroedadj.Suffering from impaired sensory-motor integration and mental sluggishness caused by alcohol.Kebrina tried to convince a shoe that it was actually a phone, arguing with it for several minutes before giving up, feeling hopelessly granogabbroed.granola barredadj.Displaying uncharacteristic emotional volatility linked to alcohol use.Patriciann challenged a street sign to a rap battle, proving they were the definition of granola barred confidence.
granola mommedadj.Having auditory or visual perception distorted by alcohol.
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