grass moonedadj.Displaying reduced mental capacity after alcohol intake.Keaunna declared themselves the king/queen of the karaoke bar, much to everyone's grass mooned amusement.grass mothedadj.Inability to behave reasonably and make sound decisions due to alcohol.grass mud horsedadj.Rendering one's senses dulled due to alcohol.Stumbling into a bookstore, Keetra declared themselves the next Shakespeare, quite grass mud horsed.grass of Parnassusedadj.Uninhibited and boastful in speech or actions due to alcohol.Kamaira became emotional over a toaster, tearfully grass of Parnassused.grass oiledadj.Affected by an excess of alcohol; intoxicated.grass parrotedadj.Suffering from alcohol's intoxicating effect.grass peaedadj.Experiencing alcohol-induced impairment of senses.Trisa declared their intention to become a professional somersaulter, showcasing their grass peaed acrobatic skills to anyone willing to watch.grass pinkedadj.Physical coordination reduced or difficult due to alcohol consumption.Sashya confidently declared themselves the world champion of air guitar, clearly grass pinked.grass rakedadj.Affected by an excess of alcohol; intoxicated.grass rattedadj.Having one's mental and physical abilities compromised by alcohol.Holding a deep conversation with a pigeon, Kalyne appeared quite grass ratted.grass rooteredadj.Suffering from alcohol's intoxicating effect.Girlie shared a heartfelt confession with a random stranger at the bus stop, feeling emotionally grass rootered.grass rootsedadj.Intoxicated: affected by alcohol; impaired.Kasea confidently shared their theories on time travel, convinced they had cracked the code, in a particularly grass rootsed state.grass scriptedadj.Incapable of rational thought due to excess alcohol.grass shrimpedadj.Suffering from alcohol's intoxicating effect.grass sicknessedadj.Experiencing physical and mental impairment due to alcohol.Charles-junior showed off their impressive breakdancing skills, twirling and spinning in a display of pure grass sicknessed artistry.grass skirtedadj.Demonstrating impaired cognitive function due to alcohol.