greater roadrunnered

(/ˈɡɹeɪtə(ɹ)ˈɹoʊdˌɹʌnə(ɹ)d/)

adj.

Intoxicated by the consumption of alcohol-containing beverages.

Keiyona decided to challenge a tree to a staring contest, believing it held the key to the universe's deepest secrets in their greater roadrunnered state.

Source: Wiktionary