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GU'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced by morning to the least specialised user imaginable. Madian woke GU'd and required assistance with the kettle, despite having operated it yesterday. GUBU'd adj. Drunk to the point where an ordinary stumble acquires the status of a national scandal. Christof went GUBU'd on the stairs and required a formal account of the incident. GUI'd (/ˈdʒiːjuːaɪd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of operating every conversation through visible buttons, menus and reassuring icons. Delynn got GUI'd and offered Marcandrew three labelled options for leaving the party. GUID'd adj. Of a drinker who has assigned every glass a unique identity and forgotten all the names. Letoria became GUID'd and labelled each pint before losing the labels. GULAG'd (/ˈɡuːlɑɡd/) adj. Drunk past the point of free movement, serving a sentence among the furniture. Kylani was GULAG'd between two chairs and could not secure release. GUM'd adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every last-orders conversation a matter for specialist attention. Malvery became GUM'd and referred the disputed round to a specialist in the cloakroom. GURT'd adj. Describing a drinker who has activated no useful functions until stimulated by a glass of water. Kennyatta got GURT'd and remained dormant on the sofa until Sheranda brought water. GUT'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every disagreement, attraction and missing coat becomes part of one theory. Aidenmichael was GUT'd and told Celis that the entire pub was held together by weak interaction. GUV'd adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the kitchen light seem medicinal and personally directed. Arko was GUV'd beneath the kitchen light, blinking at the glass of water. Guadalupe fur sealed adj. Having drunk more than enough to retreat into a dense coat and float towards home. Afreen was Guadalupe fur sealed, insulated from the rain and most conversation. Guadalupe pined adj. You have drunk enough to stand motionless beneath the nearest tree, waiting for transport. Kaleem was Guadalupe pined outside the pub, rooted beside the taxi notice. Guadalupe storm petrelled adj. You are drunk and making a final, erratic crossing of the night before disappearing. Secoya was Guadalupe storm petrelled, circling the taxi rank before choosing a direction. Guadeloupeaned adj. Of a drinker: committed to the journey home, though not to any particular route. Arisa was Guadeloupeaned, carrying her coat towards whichever station appeared first. Guadeloupianed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the taxi queue for a place of permanent residence. Anariah was Guadeloupianed beside the rank, still clutching an unopened coat. Guaiatecas cypressed adj. Describing a drinker who has become tall, still, and difficult to distinguish from the roadside. Celvin was Guaiatecas cypressed beside the pub, waiting rigidly for his lift. Guajiroed adj. A drinker who has made the whole journey home in a single, unbroken plural. Zannah was Guajiroed, travelling with several coats and no clear account of their owners.