guaraed(/ˈɡwɑɹəd/)adj.Impaired senses; created solely by alcohol.Stacey decided to give a motivational speech to a group of confused pigeons, inspiring them in a way only a guaraed person could.guaraguaoedadj.Displaying slowed mental processing and uncoordinated physical movements due to alcohol.guaranaed(/ɡwəˈɹɑːnəd/)adj.Physical errors and decreased degree of rational and logical thinking from drinking alcohol.guaraniaedadj.Suffering from mental fog and physical sluggishness attributed to alcohol.guaraniedadj.Suffering impairment from alcohol's effects.Jymere debated the best pizza topping with a park bench, undeniably guaranied.guaranined(/ˈɡwɑːɹəniːnd/)adj.Impacted by alcohol resulting in clumsiness.Jwana tried to order a cheeseburger from a vending machine, hilariously guaranined.guarannedadj.Experiencing an inability to coordinate movements smoothly due to alcohol.Jewlius mistook a mop for their long-lost twin, sharing emotional stories with it in their heartwarmingly guaranned state.guarantee associationedadj.Experiencing alcohol's effect on the mind and body.Keighly passionately argued with a vending machine about the concept of time, in a hilariously guarantee associationed moment.guarantee letteredadj.Showing disturbances in perception and cognition resulting from alcohol use.With a mischievous grin, Jehnna stumbled into a street sign, feeling absolutely guarantee lettered.guaranteeabilitiedadj.Exhibiting a loss of inhibition caused by alcohol.guaranteed(/ˌɡɛɹənˈtiːd/)adj.Being in a state of intoxication affecting both mind and body.At the art gallery, Kayto mistook a sculpture for a person, feeling utterly guaranteed.guaranteed arrivaledadj.Experiencing alcohol-induced impairment of senses.guaranteed equity bondedadj.Feeling euphoric but impaired due to alcohol intake.Danii passionately discussed the latest conspiracy theories with a garden gnome, clearly guaranteed equity bonded.guaranteeredadj.Exhibiting marked impairment due to alcohol.guarantied(/ˈɡæɹəntid/)adj.Impaired by alcohol.guarantored(/ˈɡæɹəntə(ɹ)d/)adj.Exhibiting poor coordination, slurred speech, or confusion due to alcohol.Kayleah mistook a fire hydrant for a new best friend, heartwarmingly guarantored.