guideparentedadj.Having a temporary loss of control caused by drinking.At the barbecue, Kahan enthusiastically grilled burgers, slightly guideparented but still enjoying themselves.guidepostedadj.Experiencing impaired sensory integration caused by the effects of alcohol.guiderailedadj.In a state of altered perception caused by alcohol.Boheme insisted on taking the scenic route home, clearly still guiderailed.guideredadj.Experiencing impaired memory function and temporary amnesia induced by alcohol.Kayja engaged in a heartfelt conversation with a houseplant, revealing their deeply guidered thoughts.guideshippedadj.Displaying impaired speech or articulation due to alcohol.guidestonedadj.Displaying impaired spatial judgment resulting from alcohol consumption.Moksha tried to order a burger at a pet store, much to the amusement of the cashier and their guidestoned companions.guidewayedadj.Being unable to execute precise movements or clear thinking caused by alcohol.guidewheelledadj.Physically or mentally impaired from alcohol consumption.Clutching a traffic cone like a prized trophy, Aazim strutted down the street, proudly guidewheelled.guidewiredadj.Having a dulled response to pain linked with alcohol consumption.Brenai adopted a stray garden gnome as their new best friend, exemplifying a whimsical guidewired.guidewordedadj.Abilities diminished; confused due to consumption of alcohol.Tamberlyn debated the existential crisis of pineapples, showing signs of being incredibly guideworded.guiding lightedadj.Feeling euphoric but impaired due to alcohol intake.Nalany decided to start a conga line at a funeral, showcasing their unique sense of guiding lighted.guiding starredadj.Showing the influence of alcohol; inebriated.Kathalene mistook a cactus for a cuddly toy, alarmingly guiding starred.guidinged(/ˈɡaɪdɪŋd/)adj.Showing increased difficulty in logical thinking and problem-solving after drinking.Catonya confidently challenged a mirror to a staring contest, convinced they had met their match while being absolutely guidinged.guidonned(/ˈɡaɪdn̩d/)adj.Displaying impaired judgment from alcohol consumption.guidressedadj.Affected by alcohol; unable to function normally.Braeya woke up on a park bench, feeling incredibly guidressed.guidwilliedadj.Diminished, as by alcohol; diminished.Nathia confidently declared themselves the reigning champion of air guitar, undoubtedly guidwillied.